Ultimate Rajni !!
Girl -> rajnikant( romantically ) :- "eak chutki sindur ki kimat tum kya janu rajni babu ?"
Rajnikant -> girl :- "0.0007892394623 rs. Per gram ..... "
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When rajnikant was studyin in 3rd std....some1 stole his rough note....&
Now they call it as .............wikipedia
Crazy people!!!! ;)
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When rajnikant was a student…!!!
Teachers use to bunk the classes!!!
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Ek admi rajnikant se: aapko kaisa lagta hai jab aapke nam se itne jokes bante hai…
Rajnikant : kya appko sach much lagta hai! Ki wo jokes hai… mind it
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There was a race between nano and ferrari , at last nano won the race!
Engineers were shocked, later it was found that
ferrari was driven by shumacher,
and nano was driven by rajnikant
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Rajnikant started college. All student were confused while taking admission because name of college is
“rajnikant’s medical college of engineering for commerce”.
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Rajnikant purchased a road roller…
Guess why??????
To iron his clothes……………………………
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Rajnikant was shot today..
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Funeral of the bullet is tomorrow…:d
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The most neglected fact of the entire decade!!!!
Sach! In tendulkar’s mothers name is rajni tendulkar…
And his coach’s name is ramakant j
Is there a need to say anything beyond this???
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Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with rajnik! Ant’s statue…
..and birds returned grains they took last year as well
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If rajni works in bpo, clients would work in shifts! :d
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Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " rascalla!, check any 100!"
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One day rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play….
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Rajni has a notebook …its called facebook..
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Tonight at 9 rajani can be seen in the sky… as he is participating in the asian games’ high jump event…
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What do you think vodafone 3g tag line should be :-
Faster ..
Better…
Rajnikant….
No it should be (strictly)
Rajnikant.
Rajnikant..
Rajnikant…
Mind it
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Rajnikanth's next project is the titan! Ic in tamil. However, rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead acto rs survive. Rajni swims
Across the atlantic ocean with the heroine in one hand and... The titanic in the other
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Rajnikanth once order a plate of idli @ mcdonald’s and got it…..
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“rajnikanth doesn’t breathe…air comes to hide in his lungs”
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“who says the world will be destroyed in dec 2012…..rajnikant just bought a laptop with three years warranty”…..:p
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Rajni can walk faster than light….
“rajni cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another”.
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Law of conservation of rajni
All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: dosa... Mind it!!!
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When neil armstrong landed on moon he found rajni smoking his cigg der………
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As soon as graham bell discovered telephone…he received first two calls from rajnikant…..abt how to use it
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Once a photo of rajnikant was givenfor xerox. Don’t even try to guess what happened…
We got two copies of the xerox machine.
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Once upon a time
Rajnikant used tooth powder to get strong teeth
Today that powder is known as
“ambuja cement”
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