Siddhu's quotes - in his cricket commentaries
1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it!
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over!
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald!
4. The Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter!
5. He is like an Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
6. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!!
7. As uncomfortable as a boil on the bum of a porcupine!
8. The ball whizzes past like a bumble-bee and the Indians are in the sea!
9. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack!
10. The pitch is as dead as a dodo!
11. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds me of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala - one falls and everything else falls!
12. You cannot make Omelettes without breaking the eggs!
13. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicketkeeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United!
14. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm!
15. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two!
16. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants!
17. The cat with gloves catches no mice!
18. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg!
19. He's like a one-legged man in a bum-kicking competition!
20. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies, and for the same reason!
21. Kumble's bowling at the moment is as flat as a Dosa!
