Sardar again
A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:" Fill Up In Capital."
Sardarji standing below a tube light with an open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light!"
One Sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote:" Due To Rain, No Match!"
What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Sardar news: A'Two-Seater' plane crashed in a Graveyard in Punjab(Pakistan).
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more(victims).
Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friend's Last Words.
It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Punjab government announced Rs.50,000.00 to every family with 5 children in the house-hold.
Sardar had 4 children so he tells his wife :-
Meri girlfriend se mera 1 bachcha hai, usey le aata hun. Total 5 ho jayenge aur Govt 50,000/- de degi humay!
Sardar bachcha leke ghar aaya aur us ne wife se puchha : Jitender aa gaya hai –
Maninder, Surinder, Rajender aur Virender kahan hain?
Wife boli - Jis jis ke thae woh le gaye
