Something to think about!

I read it just now and want to share with you all:

Once I saw a guy on a bridge about to jump.

I said, "Don't do it!"

He said, "Nobody loves me."

I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes."

I said, "Are you a Muslim or a non-Muslim?"

He said, "A Muslim."

I said, "Me, too! Shia or Sunni?"

He said, "Sunni."

I said, "Me, too! What madhab?"

He said, "Hanafi."

I said, "Me, too! Deobandi or Barelvi?"

He said, "Barelvi."

I said, "Me, too! Tanzeehi or Tafkeeri?"

He said, "Tanzeehi."

I said, "Me, too! Tanzeehi Azmati or Tanzeehi Farhati?"

He said, "Tanzeehi Farhati."

I said, "Me, too!"“Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Uloom Ajmer, or “Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Noor Mewat?"

He said, " Tanzeehi Farhati Jamia ul Noor Mewat."

I said, "Die, kaafir!" and I pushed him over.