True Desi (LOL!!! again Good Humour ONLY)

Colt45
By Colt45

1. Say open or close the light.
2. Say chok-o-late instead of chocolate.
3. Say Hullo instead of Hello.
4. Say Vot instead of What.
5. Everything you eat is sautéed in garlic, onion, chili and tomatoes.
6. Try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.
7. You try to eject food particles from between your teeth by pressing your tongue against them and making a peculiar noise like, tshick, tschick, tschick or pphht.
8. Nibble at a toothpick like dessert.
9. Say hello by simply raising your eyebrow.
10. Automatically shorten peoples name even though they are already short. Know some one named either, bobby, inky, pinky, chinky, or tinku.
11. Are standing next to the two largest size suitcases at the airport.
12. Arrive one or two hours late to a party - and think it's the norm.
13. Snap your fingers while dancing in a group.

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:51
Colt45

that is my only (+) ... ;-)

By choozy_84• 19 Jul 2010 11:39
choozy_84

nice colt ..lol

By rey2530• 19 Jul 2010 11:29
rey2530

can be shortened as Olt :D,

Olt este Colt, u have a good sense of humor ;)

By anonymous• 19 Jul 2010 11:16
anonymous

Colt ... shortened is co :)

By yv2r• 19 Jul 2010 11:16
yv2r

For Lungi,

7th is horrible if any one try in public

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:15
Colt45

I'd like to think so... I'm in some rare form today eh? ;-)

By afrinnabees• 19 Jul 2010 11:13
afrinnabees

lol,lol............Colt its ur day..............

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 11:12
Colt45

apology accepted ;-) have a good one! :-)

By pri• 19 Jul 2010 10:48
pri

ooh ! i m sorry, dint notice , this is posted in funnies..

sorry colt45 !!

By kuquels• 19 Jul 2010 10:28
kuquels

this one is very true! hahaha

By bubblymom• 19 Jul 2010 09:48
bubblymom

wow MJ! i'll wait for you at the airport then! Lol. have a safe trip and a happy vacation. :-)

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 09:46
mjamille28

gloomy, sure, wait till I come back from holiday,.. it will be more than adobo .. ;)

By bubblymom• 19 Jul 2010 09:45
bubblymom

MJ, i'm waiting for the post as well, can i have a share of that adobo? i miss adobo... :)

By Visper• 19 Jul 2010 09:45
Visper

Haven't seen or read jokes about Pinoys.. I'm so excited , to laugh at my kinds .. hahaha

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 09:42
Colt45

It had me in splits and i'm sure you and all the like-minded paray's will agree with me on that... arrgh wait now i have to re-think it up...

I'm working on it Visper ;-)

By Dracula• 19 Jul 2010 09:40
Dracula

Joke about Filipinos?

Somebody to call the Mod! :)

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 09:40
mjamille28

lol Colt, it's a sign.... make sure it's good though, or you're not getting any adobo...:P

By Visper• 19 Jul 2010 09:39
Visper

Waiting..

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 09:38
Colt45

DAMN!!! I had a classic Filipino one and my lappy froze and i lost it... aargghhh, it was hilarious though... Ima get on it again ;-)

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 09:37
Colt45

whoever you are... go take a walk :-)

By Rizks• 19 Jul 2010 09:23
Rizks

pri dear...this is posted in Funnies !

dont get Emotional.

thanking you in anticipation....:)

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 09:23
mjamille28

psst Colt, you got any more spare good humour cap? :P

By pri• 19 Jul 2010 09:21
pri

colt or bolt , whoever u r..

mind ur words and follow community guidelines

By Rizks• 19 Jul 2010 09:06
Rating: 4/5
Rizks

English only, Mr.Rizks!

By cherukkan• 19 Jul 2010 09:04
cherukkan

I think it will better to post something about baldi bhai.

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 09:02
mjamille28

Colt, wait till I come back... :)

By Visper• 19 Jul 2010 09:02
Visper

Ehh? MJ??

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 09:02
mjamille28

...

By Dracula• 19 Jul 2010 08:59
Dracula

Colt45...olt45...t5

...now you're dead!

Wait for Indian Mafia! :)

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 08:59
Colt45

I for one DO NOT wear a lungi, that's probably confined to the south... WONLY!!! ;-)

By Visper• 19 Jul 2010 08:58
Visper

Hahaha.. Ah!! Who's the next "on the spot" ??

By Rizks• 19 Jul 2010 08:58
Rizks

Colt...wat about Lungi's ? :)

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 08:57
Colt45

Watch-out... where is my adobo as bribe ;-))

By mjamille28• 19 Jul 2010 08:55
mjamille28

LOL Colt what are you gonna post next..be sure to wear a helmet ok.. :P

By Colt45• 19 Jul 2010 08:52
Colt45

DESI a.k.a. INDIAN!!! ;-)

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