DON'T copy if you can't paste!

txtmeyt
By txtmeyt

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.....

The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

There was Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.He was a bit foggy after a couple of drinks.He said loudly to his wife who was preparing
Dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!
The wife went, "ah!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "..........and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story:.......
Don't copy if you can't paste!

By anonymous• 23 May 2010 22:06
anonymous

better yet,dont copy at all..

By KHATTAK• 23 May 2010 20:03
KHATTAK

.....

By anonymous• 23 May 2010 19:08
anonymous

Good one .. Moral of the story "Paste only after you COPY WELL :)"

By ranishkt• 23 May 2010 17:31
ranishkt

good one ..though old .. its nice recalling it again ...:))

By Victory_278692• 23 May 2010 17:29
Victory_278692

Lol.....

recall me hamaar LALU bhaiyya!

By ice_cube• 23 May 2010 17:17
ice_cube

LOLzzzz

By txtmeyt• 23 May 2010 17:02
txtmeyt

you're welcome, i guess i should make this a habit during sleepy afternoon... have a nice time ahead...

By ghazalz• 23 May 2010 16:51
ghazalz

Really funny:))

By Jaryz• 23 May 2010 15:49
Jaryz

nnniccceeeee one in the sleepy afternoon..thanks :)

By Mehnis• 23 May 2010 15:49
Rating: 5/5
Mehnis

Real good one. I suppose now he will never remember or even if he does, his wife will never believe him---more scalding water!!!

By shapil• 23 May 2010 15:46
shapil

Haha...good one. Alternate moral: dont try to paste while drunk.

By drmana• 23 May 2010 15:44
drmana

ROFL........too good..can't stop laughing

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