DON'T copy if you can't paste!
A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience.
He said: "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!"
The audience was in silence and shock.....
The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"
There was Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.He was a bit foggy after a couple of drinks.He said loudly to his wife who was preparing
Dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!
The wife went, "ah!" with shock and rage.
Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "..........and I can't remember who she was!"
By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water
Moral of the story:.......
Don't copy if you can't paste!
better yet,dont copy at all..
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Good one .. Moral of the story "Paste only after you COPY WELL :)"
good one ..though old .. its nice recalling it again ...:))
Lol.....
recall me hamaar LALU bhaiyya!
LOLzzzz
you're welcome, i guess i should make this a habit during sleepy afternoon... have a nice time ahead...
Really funny:))
nnniccceeeee one in the sleepy afternoon..thanks :)
Real good one. I suppose now he will never remember or even if he does, his wife will never believe him---more scalding water!!!
Haha...good one. Alternate moral: dont try to paste while drunk.
ROFL........too good..can't stop laughing