Coincidence

coolio78
By coolio78

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A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and my last batch of hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said...

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By macgyver426• 17 Sep 2008 12:47
macgyver426

i'll be damn...

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy....Martin Luther King

By abohmaid• 17 Sep 2008 12:33
abohmaid

thank u

By djkiller• 17 Sep 2008 12:14
Rating: 2/5
djkiller

good 1..

Time Changes Everything

By anonymous• 17 Sep 2008 11:21
anonymous

yeah,, applicable in both places. :)))

By jredbal• 17 Sep 2008 11:20
jredbal

she switched also

By Xray• 17 Sep 2008 11:17
Rating: 2/5
Xray

good one...

By alsboy• 17 Sep 2008 11:11
alsboy

Nice one...!!!

By A-L• 17 Sep 2008 10:32
A-L

thats a good one~

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