Obedient Wife???
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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup,the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."
"Each Day,
- Fix him a healthy breakfast.
- Try to be pleasant in general, and make sure he stays in a good mood.
- For lunch make him a nutritious meal.
- For dinner prepare something nice and healthy again.
- Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day.
- Don't discuss your problems with him, it will
only make his stress worse.
- And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim.
"If you can do this for the next 1 to 2 months, I think your husband will regain his health completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to Die," she replied.
lol>>he deserved it
hhahahahahaaha nice one again
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CONFUSE ............ if you cannot convince!
good wife
lol..........
"I expect to pass through this life but once.
Therefore, if there be any kindness I can show,
or any good thing I can do for another human being,
let me do it now, for I shall not pass this way again
...William Penn
Ouch
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for sex. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now have only 18 hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?" Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left. He touches his wife shoulder, and asks, "Honey, please...just one more time before die." She says, "Of course, Dear," and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls asleep.The man, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours. He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could..."
At this point the wife sits up and says,"Listen, I have to get up in the morning. You don't!"
nice one :)
Funny :)
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lol...
Lol, I've heard this one before. It's one of my favorites :-D