In case u got bored.... in Hindi
In case u got bored!!!
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Agar dava chahiye toh dhundo koi chemist....
My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A TERRORIST...
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yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak....
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK..
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woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi, usse pana mein chahun....
ahun ahun ahun............ahun ahun ahun
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mehangai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo..
ek chutki ber sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh babu...
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mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan...
LIFEBUOY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan...
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Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna...
"BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna...."
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Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..
"itni sakti hamen dena data "
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Emotional Shayari…
Arz kiya hai…
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
A for Apple B for Banana…
WAH WAH…!!
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Kal tak thee jo meri present… Aaj ho gayee hai past…
Kal tak thee jo meri present… Aaj ho gayee hai past…
Offer valid till stocks last.. :-P
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Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
Bakre ne maara jo bakri ko seeng……
Toh Bakri bhi maregi bakre ko seeng.
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"
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Teacher to student : 1 chiku ke ped pe 10 kele lage hai, usme se 5 aam gir
gaye , to btao ab kitne angoor bache…
Raju : Sir 10 hathi bache…
Teacher: Arrey waah, tumhe kaise pata chala
Raju : Kyunki aaj main tiffin mein methi ke pronthe laaya hun..
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Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
Romio ne juliet se kaha ek sach
Asali masale sach sach --MDH.....MDH ...!
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A scientist disconnected his doorbell.......
can u guess why??? ????
he wanted to win the No-bell prize!!!!!!!!!! :P
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Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter
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1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
1 ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risks……!!!!
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World’s most PAINFUL shayari…
Dil mai chubhi sui….
Dil mai chubhi sui…
Aawaj aayi…………..Uui uui, uui uui…
