ALL MALAYALIS……

1. Are those that originate from or are/were inhabitants of the southern Indian state of Kerala

2. Speak at least one-version of the multifaceted language- Malayalam

3. Hate it when you call them “Madrasi”

This is wrong on sooo many levels….

4. Are not “Malabaris”

5. Don’t have a funny, “zimbly” accent.

Why Lola, Why? Why did you do this to us?

6. Do not do a post- conditioner rinse with coconut oil

7. Do not have “spring- curly” hair

8. Do not sport wild, bushy mousthaches

9. Are not dark- skinned

10. Are not fair skinned either

11. Don’t run nondescript bakeries/ grocery stores or wayside tea stalls

12. Know who Mammooty and Mohanlal are (at this point non-malayali readers will have to google)

13. Have relatives in the “gelf”

14. Are not nurses/ nurses’ spouse’s working abroad

15. Are excellent, world- class immigrant material

MOST MALAYALIS

1.Are obsessive news readers/ watchers/followers

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