~~~FACTS...ABOUT FEMALES~~~
~~~~~~TEN Phrases WOMEN USE ~~~~~
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
(10) I don't Know This means it's none of your business.
Thanks MJ and get well quick Good Luck..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
have a great trip... :)
Ferrari...
no no too expensive... get a Barbie doll instead..:)
Thanks Rizks..
I dont think there is any chance of finding pink Kia toy.. But there is Barbie version of the Pink ferrari..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
UkEng....
have a great trip Uk. Just get me a Pink Kia (TOY) if u find any ?? :)
Uk i am good bro .. how r u ? to pick them ?
Pajju how you doing man?
I off to the London tonight for a few days..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
lol Uk , am here only :)
They said its true!?
Well said Rizky boy..
i remember a sketch show from the UK.. where the girls famous pharase were.. "Am I Bovered" and "talk to the Hand"..
Where is pajju hiding nowadays?
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HE WHO DARES WINS
rezymalik.....
i beg u not to come come back whether its 10mins or 10 Yrs...:)
Out of my mind. Back in 10 minutes
dont bother... he must have been an escapee from some Krankenhaus...
rezy who is talking to you? get a life amn..
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HE WHO DARES WINS
get off!! i dont need anyway...
i would too use an offensive lang... bewaree!!!!!!
Love me ore leave me.
Hey! Where’s everybody going??
What happened Po?
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HE WHO DARES WINS
still got some muscle pains but, doing great...
rezymalik: you better watch what you're saying next time and also stop sending Pms and buddy request already as i have already blocked you from sending PMs to me,you have been warned. read my lips: "NOT LOOKING"
gotcha kamrah!..hehe
rezymalik....
Hav u gone Nuts ??
appologize
MJ tell him that..otherwise there is always option B.. me and my baseball ball bat..anyway girl how you doing?
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HE WHO DARES WINS
Some girls/boys have 7 boys/girls for 7 days..........
but I have one for always
lol Jamille...
you're the only one who understands what you're saying and stop addressing me as if we are close friends coz we are NOT...are you another Muzi-in-the-making by any chance...? :/
yeh, you could forget,,, because you have played many bad minton games... past
i use to play with the pillow, when sometime alone...but not too much.. hehhehehehee
fact's about women,,,description is negative or positive..? i think no positive points women bear's..
i missed the part where it's any of your business... :/
you do not play bedminton at night..? :D
Yeah this are true i agree so watch out boy..lol....
hahahha very nice & true to 99%
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CONFUSE ............ if you cannot convince!
not hang-over... just haven't had enough sleep lately,.. my arm also hurts, coz i played too much table tennis and bowling last tuesday and now im paying the price big time... :P
MJ.. with a hangover...hhhmmm....... something is not right eh.... (hhhmm... probably she went to Bubbles and had some eh..)
Cheers
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
MJ take some of this Panadol... hhhmmm.....
Yo Rizks dude... how about that Hob-nob now eh...
Cheers
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
MJ..hangover...that also thursday morning..How come????..hey kidding..
i liked it
good morning to you as well.. i need my daily dose of morning coffee,..oh and i wouldn't mind some pain killers my head is so killing me right now... :/
Sorry Androooz...
i guess i did a lil up there ...hohoho :)
brutus....
my buddy boy m doing fine. The climate is really awesome out there, damn had to come to office ..:(
Anywayz, have a great day !!
Goodmorning guys...can we officialy hijack this thread now...What do you say Rizks...?
Good Morning MJ, Rizks, Andrews... how are you guys doing??
Although this was posted before... hhhmmm....
Cheers all
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
doing great thanks...
yeah.. and a few months back i posted the same one... :P
Jamille has posted the same last month :(
lol, How u doing Jamie, Androos n frnds. GM 2 u all..
Kamran...last week Scarlet posted the same thread...
this has been posted many times already...
LMAO.. so very true... Good Morning all
Cheers all
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
hey brother i luv you for this ,, such a truly and sharply observed some of the ( I'm using word "SOME" :P ) words they usually use in her conversation ... hahahahaha