oddities at the dinner table

and its not about the portion sizes!!!lol

cant we control the person sitting beside us to fart gas,cut their nails or scream expletives while dining?

i was just invited to a sit down,that turned to a side show of some sort when the mother reached from her purse to cut her children's nails while attempting to serve them barbeque,or the father's gas leak whilst eating dessert,worst of all is the child's "MF's" while mother shoves food down their throat.
arent we suppose to eat like,,, normally?!?!?!?!?c'mon...