Naughty at Forty
Forty is such an age when the good ones become naughty and the naughty ones become good. Well, they have their fill in either of the phases of life!
Maybe they are just tired of being what they were and wish to bring a change in their life. The good ones are, kind of bored in refraining themselves from all temptations and now wish to break free from the shackles of the so called “forbidden” especially when it comes to the opposite sex. Those who have been naughty somehow become tired of all the pranks they played and
overgrow their “flirting around” attitude and mellow down to be more somber.
Well, that’s the way of life! At times, consistency sucks!!!!!!
Ask the women, they feel more lovelorn than men at forty! It is said, the heat is strongest at 40, no matter whether male or female. Well, some of the
women prefer men above forty because they find them more matured, wise, and settled, no- nonsense, and less- fussy, experienced and silver tongued. They
find them smooth, as the smoothest of Vodka. Well well there are some who prefer the young dudes too! Although 90% women will flutter around but will still be a homing pigeon. Society, responsibility, family etc. the same
blah… blah… blah… will not let them live (or should I say “love”) at peace!!! Heck! History and Holy Scriptures are replete with instances where Kunti, Draupadi, etc. etc. had more than one husband or lovers, then why all the rules imposed on the women of this generation?? ?? Not fair…
Ask men, they would do anything to relive their youth once they turn forty! They have had enough, enough of running around, responsibilities, running
crazily after career and accomplishment and also enough of wifey’s nagging and parents rod on their head! For them forty means “Rebirth”. They wish to be a boy at forty who would love to hopelessly fall in love once again! Women suddenly appear to be more beautiful to them and if asked to start an affair then they wouldn’t want to waste time gifting Roses etc. baaah! You think I
am a fool? Who has the time to beat around the bush? Apparently, they finally seem to have gathered courage to talk straight and more candidly! Their range for loving a woman varies from 20-60 years of age, ideal range for a man at forty!!!
Ask them about women at forty and they reply, hmm, “A
woman at forty doesn’t yell, doesn’t swell and is gateful as Hell!!!!!!”
(Hey that’s a pretty naughty answer! But boys will be boys!
Anyway, men have a good excuse for their changed persona, as they can easily blame it on their testosterones! !!!!!
Mostly all men and women wish to fly freely but at the end of the day they find solace only in their nest! Believe it or not, that’s the way of life. Be easy, live it, love it and enjoy the years left in life.
But what do we do at the age of sixty????? Well, well, Charge up your batteries then! How do you say!!!!!