Man,wife and dog...
A man was leaving a cafe with his morning coffee when he noticed a most Unusual funeral procession A funeral coffin was followed by a second one About 50 feet behind the first. Behind the second coffin was a solitary man Walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in Single line. The man couldn't stand his curiosity.
He approached the man walking with the dog, "I am so sorry for your loss, And I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral Like this with so many of you walking in single line. Whose funeral is It?"
The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife."
"What happened to her?"
The man replied, "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also."
A thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first One asks in excitement, "Can I borrow the dog?"
The man replied, "Join the queue."
lol
Mohd Abdu,
funny one
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kumaran ....lols....i m not looking for tht dog as of now .....so just keeping places in mind, where i can get that dog....if required, in future...
dEV,
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!...... ;-)
Dev,
Good master piece joke.hahahahahahahahahahahaaha
kumaran
lol..nice one
That dog is there on display in Souq waqif....bidding is on....last bid was 100000 Qr....lols
dEV,
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!...... ;-)
zthman...interesting co-relation...
dEV,
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!...... ;-)
some one can live happily without smoking ,drinking and having illegal affairs and longer than those who do that.
Sachin....wht u wanna know?...whr u can get dog like that or joke like this....lols
dEV,
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!...... ;-)
Lol Star....
dEV,
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!...... ;-)
Lol...
But if the woman is poisonous the dog will die ...lol
.....lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz
dats one is a master piece....really hallarious.
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lmao... To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.
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but, not to a womans and a mother in law. bwahahahahaha
it's usually the other way around, its' the wife not going fine with her mother-in-law. Sort of "battling" for the man'n attention! Parents of the wife usually get along fine with the husband!
"Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship"
Why & most of the men hate in laws?
what to do,yani,,,
dogs are called man's bestfriend.... :-)
Yeah this is why dogs are haram
i would also like to keep a dog like this and
tell me frankly from where did u get this dev
lol! You have a passion for dogs, dev... that i notice! :D
Life's a bitch and then you DIE! ;)
lol.....