joke for the day
notes:Pick nPay is like CAREFOUR
CAstle is beer, R stands for south african currrency "rand".
Husband and wife are shopping in Pick n Pay when the man picks up a pack of Castle and sticks them into the trolley
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife
"They're on offer, only R110 for 24 cans", he says
"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on shopping...
A few aisles later the woman picks up a R220 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man,
"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.
The man replies...
"SO DOES 24 CANS OF CASTLE AND IT'S HALF THE ****ING PRICE"
nice jokes about drunk people ... laughed the most at Harry's :D it's started :D
Beer is not good for you.
A married man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, ‘Get me a beer before it starts.’
The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, ‘Get me another beer before it starts.’
She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.
He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, ‘Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute now.’
The wife is furious. She yells at him ‘Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore … ‘
The man sighs and says, ‘It’s started… ‘
Lekke lekke!!
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
Would I joke about a serious topic like this..
Please , please be very careful..
it's a joke right?
Really good joke , I have to save this for my g/f :)
Britexpat , is the study true , or another joke ?
Good one... But please be careful with the drinking,, Its not good for you..
In a recent study, Scientists have suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
hahaha, good one!
"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek." Barack Obama
Nice joke :)
tried telling that in Qatari riyals...didnt work...noone understood
is this one joke?
lol had to read it twice, nice one :D
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