joke for the day

ossu joe
By ossu joe

notes:Pick nPay is like CAREFOUR
CAstle is beer, R stands for south african currrency "rand".

Husband and wife are shopping in Pick n Pay when the man picks up a pack of Castle and sticks them into the trolley

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife

"They're on offer, only R110 for 24 cans", he says

"Put them back. We can't afford it," says the wife and they carry on shopping...

A few aisles later the woman picks up a R220 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the man,

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," she says.

The man replies...

"SO DOES 24 CANS OF CASTLE AND IT'S HALF THE ****ING PRICE"

By Bahraini83• 10 Aug 2008 07:36
Bahraini83

nice jokes about drunk people ... laughed the most at Harry's :D it's started :D

By Harry99• 9 Aug 2008 19:20
Rating: 5/5
Harry99

Beer is not good for you.

A married man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, ‘Get me a beer before it starts.’

The wife sighs and gets him a beer. Fifteen minutes later, he says, ‘Get me another beer before it starts.’

She looks cross, but fetches another beer and slams it down next to him.

He finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, ‘Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute now.’

The wife is furious. She yells at him ‘Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore … ‘

The man sighs and says, ‘It’s started… ‘

By skanky• 9 Aug 2008 18:42
skanky

Lekke lekke!!

The Venezuelan Sensation!!!

By britexpat• 9 Aug 2008 18:23
britexpat

Would I joke about a serious topic like this..

Please , please be very careful..

By goodluck• 9 Aug 2008 18:01
goodluck

it's a joke right?

By korkmazalp• 9 Aug 2008 17:33
korkmazalp

Really good joke , I have to save this for my g/f :)

Britexpat , is the study true , or another joke ?

By britexpat• 9 Aug 2008 15:32
Rating: 5/5
britexpat

Good one... But please be careful with the drinking,, Its not good for you..

In a recent study, Scientists have suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

By labda06• 9 Aug 2008 15:21
labda06

hahaha, good one!

"Change will not come if we wait for some other person or some other time. We are the ones we've been waiting for. We are the change that we seek." Barack Obama

By tobyson• 9 Aug 2008 15:18
tobyson

Nice joke :)

tried telling that in Qatari riyals...didnt work...noone understood

By thexonic• 9 Aug 2008 12:47
thexonic

is this one joke?

lol had to read it twice, nice one :D

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