Horse,Chicken and BMW 730
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer can't be found.
So the chicken drives the farmer's BMW 328i back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. SHe then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives forward saving him from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the meadow again. This time the chicken fell in the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole." So he stretched over the width of the hole and said "grab my 'thing' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled herself to safety.
Whats moral of the story......??...
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks"
Well Hung Monkey?
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HE WHO DARES WINS
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i have Nissan! :P
keep the BMW for you if you dont have ...uhh..."rope"! :)
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