England vs. Argentina World Cup match

AlKhater999
By AlKhater999

Argentina are playing England in the world cup, and Messi says to his team, "listen you all seem tired, why don't you have a night off, have a drink and I'll play by myself." So they agree and Messi goes to play England by himself. At half time the Argentinian team check the score and they see ARG 1-0 ENG (Messi 37th min). They're all impressed and get back to what they're doing. After the match finishes they check the score and see ARG 1-1 ENG (Rooney 85th min). They go to their dressing room and see Messi with his head in his hands. They tell him, "Come on, cheer up you got a draw all by yourself, that's great." Messi replies, "No you don't understand, I got sent off in the 60th minute."

By AlKhater999• 23 Jun 2010 08:18
AlKhater999

this is a good joke, I think... not stupid :)

By hassan97• 22 Jun 2010 12:31
hassan97

stupid everybody

By shahzad_14• 22 Jun 2010 11:56
shahzad_14

nice 1

By Colt45• 22 Jun 2010 11:39
Colt45

Funny... :-))

By Rizks• 22 Jun 2010 10:31
Rizks

SamyaUk, Marhabaa !!

Vain inte, mai choof mal Zamaan ? :)

How are you ?

By anonymous• 22 Jun 2010 10:31
anonymous

lols

By SamyaUK• 22 Jun 2010 10:30
SamyaUK

LoooL nice!

By anonymous• 22 Jun 2010 10:30
anonymous

lol

By avvid• 22 Jun 2010 10:28
avvid

Best joke ever.

By chrispogi• 22 Jun 2010 10:25
chrispogi

=;)

By drmana• 22 Jun 2010 10:18
drmana

ROFL......ahahahaha...

By cherukkan• 22 Jun 2010 10:15
cherukkan

Alkhater, When did you wake up from the dream?

By happygolucky• 22 Jun 2010 10:07
happygolucky

lol...:)

By yaseen13• 22 Jun 2010 10:04
yaseen13

HaHaHaHaHaHa

Gooooooooooooooooood one

MY Stomach

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