Classifieds Dictionary for Dubai

Mature garden - old villa
Furnished flat- comes with window a/c
Fully furnished flat- previous tenant discarded old furniture
Beautiful Burj view- doesn’t mean anything; you can view the beautiful Burj from anywhere in Dubai
15 minutes to Airport- if you charter a fighter jet to reach airport.
In the heart of the city- heavily congested place
In a quiet area- in the desert
With gym and pool- there’s a treadmill and a pool table somewhere in the building
Suitable for Europeans- only an open pantry instead of kitchen
Suitable for Indians- partitioning is allowed
Ample parking area - kutcha around the building
Close to Emirates Road- far away from habitable areas
Near old Pakistani Consulate- next to the new graveyard.
Near Dubai Grand Hotel- next to the abattoir
24 hour security- Nathur’s mobile number is scribbled near the lift, but you will never see him during tenancy period.
Well maintained building-repainted recently
Distress sale- buy this distressed house and get distressed

Low mileage- was in a bad condition, so I used to commute by bus most of the days.
Lady driven- and police cancelled her license, finally
Single owner- and driven by all his friends
FSH- only major repairs were done outside agency
Agents excuse- I know no agent alive is silly enough to buy this wreck
Under warranty- and sick of it already.
Expat leaving- and wants to make another fortune before leaving

These terms are Very commonly used in Dubai classifieds, after reading this am just wondering how Doha classified guys would emulate in identical terms kind of these.

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Catsniper