afternoon joke
Bob was at the doctor's complaining about a problem with his 'willy' but was hesitant to disrobe.
'What's the matter', said the Doctor.
' I know you're going to laugh', Bob fretted.
The doctor re-assured him 'In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' ''
'Okay then,' Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen.
It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor.Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
'I'm so sorry,' said the doctor. 'I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again Now, what seems to be the problem?'
'It's swollen,' Bob replied..
At the clinic.. one patient felt ill...
so the attending doctor gave him a tablet...
the patient started cutting the sides of the tablet....
Doctor: why are you cutting the sides?
Patient: TO AVOID SIDE EFFECTS...
~~~winner never quits~~~
lol...
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