In order to stop it from being termed 'underground', you must make some papers to the authorities 'round here.
Plus, which type of pimp classification and description are we going to select to become a member? Some pimps may ruin the organization so we must select only a few with the right atittude...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
You should change the head pimp to the pimp of the year. Check out this classic clip from the movie I'm gonna get you sucka. The b word is used twice but other wise its a clean clip.
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Rember, anything goes when it comes to hoes cause pimpin aint easy.
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we. the selection committee. are considering a new arrangement for you. with your skills and experience will appoint you as honorary member of the committee.
now talking about the business, we will have various schemes. like:
1. group discount
2. annual membership
3. pay as you go
4. peak and off-peak rates
5. referal points
our slogan will be: YFWYN (You find what you need) towards that target:
We will give great attention to gay and lesbo needs
Will introduce condoms/viagra/lube vending machines
Will utilize GPS technology in our business.
Considering all the above. We will all resign and dedicate our efforts to this "side business"
Now that jilfer is back. and cosidering the fact that khanan is distracting our attention. am considering replacing him by jilfer. will vote for this during the coming board meeting
Pimping is a way of life. Hmmm...which side shall I start off with: pimpee (receiptent) or pimper (service provider)? I need hands-on experience and on-the-job training so I'll start as "pimper". My qualifcations?
Quality of services: 100% moneyback guarantee
Diversity of products: any position, any time of the day, any city, any place, anybody, any-gender
Customer satisfaction: Many repeat customers; have considered cloning myself to satisfy the market
Products performance under various circumstances and environments: when raining, more gets wet.
Durability: Multiple-"highlights" for each session.
After "service" support: Cigarettes provided for that after-session smoke.
I was the inspiration for this group??? :D I don't know really what to say ... I replied to that one weird post, but never got in mind opening a new group here ...
But if you would go with that, then you got my vote ...
When shall we name the president, vice president and the guest of honor? :) j/ k ...
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
since Mr. Paul has got some list with some ladies (??), let's appoint him a Head of Pimps team... he can start choosing pimps for his team .. Mr.P, don’t forget to hire a pimp-office boy as well, eh?
KH, are you hiring? What are your wages? Working conditions?
Experience? I can show you my portfolio of past experience. Videos, pics, testimonials of satisfied customers, and letters of appreciation from local officials. We handed out Worker-Of-The-Month certificates (or was that Worker-Of-The-Mouth?...can't remember).
At first I taught our newly-hired workers the necessary skills. Then, I became teacher trainer and trained others how to teach. I was good at it. But I decided to branch off into English teaching.
I'm trying to stay current and active on QL but I have the pressures of packing, shipping, selling stuff, and getting oriented to my new home.
However, if this pimping job turns out well, I may stay in Qatar. First, I need to make a business plan. This would include clients and workers. How many clients and workers are available in this line of work?
Kellys...I didn't realise I was dealing with an eight year old. My bad. You are in a public forum...if you want only responses ur ego can handle go PM people.
I'm looking for work in Qatar. I need a job in Doha. What's the monthly salary for a pimp? Benefits and perks? Accomodation?
I've been thinking of starting my own business. So, this may be a good chance to start. Before I start, I need to network with existing pimps to get a feel for the profession. Please PM me if you are a pimp
So you are Mary the Virgin of QL. Nice meeting you.
Again as I replied to owis, mind your own business. Someone asked a stupid question and KE replied in an ironic way. So keep your lectures about ethics and values to yourself please.
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but unfortunately you turned your back to us and headed towards the Holly land
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At least I will not worry about my retirement
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KH will be Madam, since he started it...
Pimmps inc. who you planning to appoint for that role
lol good one KH, "Pimp my QL" :D
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"If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal
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Boys R Us okay - we are in Yellow pages..............
Who me?
In order to stop it from being termed 'underground', you must make some papers to the authorities 'round here.
Plus, which type of pimp classification and description are we going to select to become a member? Some pimps may ruin the organization so we must select only a few with the right atittude...
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
Check out this clip for the latest in pimp fashion.
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"I don't think so. Homey don't play dat."
Homey Da Clown
You should change the head pimp to the pimp of the year. Check out this classic clip from the movie I'm gonna get you sucka. The b word is used twice but other wise its a clean clip.
&feature=related
Rember, anything goes when it comes to hoes cause pimpin aint easy.
"I don't think so. Homey don't play dat."
Homey Da Clown
for loyal customers will introduce "pimp miles"
and for those picky customers will introduce "meet and greet"
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Cannibals in QL?? neeehhhhhh!!!!
(muhahahahahahaha))
checking TOGAs had me worry that we have cannibals in QL or wondering if Julius Caeser is reborn
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good yesterday qsun!
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How to make a toga
http://www.howtomakeatoga.info/
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WHat is TOGA?
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Thanx to QLpimp.
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looking at this piece of fabric and try to figure out how can i make a TOGA out of it...lol...
we. the selection committee. are considering a new arrangement for you. with your skills and experience will appoint you as honorary member of the committee.
now talking about the business, we will have various schemes. like:
1. group discount
2. annual membership
3. pay as you go
4. peak and off-peak rates
5. referal points
our slogan will be: YFWYN (You find what you need) towards that target:
We will give great attention to gay and lesbo needs
Will introduce condoms/viagra/lube vending machines
Will utilize GPS technology in our business.
Considering all the above. We will all resign and dedicate our efforts to this "side business"
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Bae thats like blowing once's own trumpet lol
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pimp is not in listed in our dictionary.
how are dear?
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Now that jilfer is back. and cosidering the fact that khanan is distracting our attention. am considering replacing him by jilfer. will vote for this during the coming board meeting
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Pimping is a way of life. Hmmm...which side shall I start off with: pimpee (receiptent) or pimper (service provider)? I need hands-on experience and on-the-job training so I'll start as "pimper". My qualifcations?
Quality of services: 100% moneyback guarantee
Diversity of products: any position, any time of the day, any city, any place, anybody, any-gender
Customer satisfaction: Many repeat customers; have considered cloning myself to satisfy the market
Products performance under various circumstances and environments: when raining, more gets wet.
Durability: Multiple-"highlights" for each session.
After "service" support: Cigarettes provided for that after-session smoke.
So, am I hired?
Was confident you will not turn me down :D
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what's about you man? How is life?
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
I hope you do have my email address wheere you can forward the CVs of the potential candidates...LOL!!!
Hey there Kingie...how you doing bro...
I was the inspiration for this group??? :D I don't know really what to say ... I replied to that one weird post, but never got in mind opening a new group here ...
But if you would go with that, then you got my vote ...
When shall we name the president, vice president and the guest of honor? :) j/ k ...
Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. (Gautama Buddha)
anyway, KH.. he tries to distract your attention.. DO NOT send him CVs!!
are u including hands with legs..so it makes it 4???
lool QS....
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If you look at what you do not have in life;
You don't have anything.
If you look at what you have in life;
You have everything.
KH!! don't forward him any CVs of any potentials!!...
yeah right..Khan, you want your wifie to break all my 4 legs?? (or how many of them do i have?)
should be approved by all the memembers..
KH..so please forward the CV's of the potentials...
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If you look at what you do not have in life;
You don't have anything.
If you look at what you have in life;
You have everything.
YOURSELF and I do not need any pimps.. we have found each other!! Hamdullillah!
confidentially guarenteed. so we cannot disclose names
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i stand corrected.. pimpeee then.. lol...
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
am getting "wish lists" also
so now it is a matter of mix and match :D
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this side or another position??? how about missionary?? too boring lol
it is not called "will be pimped". It is called pimpeee
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wohooo...is this going to be official?...ROFL.. do we need a quorum? :D
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
I would indeed enjoy my stint at being one...LOL!!!
in the Selection committee I mean...alright where are the contestants...
owen.... it's up to you which position to apply for... either you are on this side or another...
thats what I was wondering ;)
who'se the pimp here and who will be pimped? :D
[img_assist|nid=12867|link=none|align=left|width=|height=0]Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
since Mr. Paul has got some list with some ladies (??), let's appoint him a Head of Pimps team... he can start choosing pimps for his team .. Mr.P, don’t forget to hire a pimp-office boy as well, eh?
let's say social workers
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am impressed :)
already started receiving PMs
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all us ladies would be very curious to know guys!!!!
we can outsource :D
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
if you havn't already lol
you need to have a group each working for you and I bet none of you dare select them from here!!! ;)
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you are not pimps. You are members of the pimps selection committee
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we gonna select new ones???
we are done...we are the authority......loool..:)
here comes another Q "someone miss Oasis Clib Ladies"????...:)
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If you look at what you do not have in life;
You don't have anything.
If you look at what you have in life;
You have everything.
KH have mercy i cant provide all those services :?
give me some other name
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Hurray, yiiippeeeee on the selection committee of another task...super job,...guess i cud start resigning to this job...LOL!!!
just one thing ...how do i address the senior comittee members ...ha ha !!!
super pimps !!!!
ha ha ha haahahahahahha !!!!!!!
i had a great laugh ..thanks guys !!!
you all are at the end of your tether ...
take a vacation guys...
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol ..
no further comments........
me in selection committee...:)
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If you look at what you do not have in life;
You don't have anything.
If you look at what you have in life;
You have everything.
here is the deal:
A committee has been established to select potential eligible pimps and examin the quality of their specimen. Members are:
Myself of course,
Darude
Ksarat
Khanan
Selection critera:
Quality of services
Diversity of products
Customer satisfaction
Associate satisfaction
Products performance under various circumstances and environments
Durability
After "service" support
You can submit your credentials at any time
Good luck
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let us refer her to baedaebok
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Good afternoon.
Let me put it this way.
This thread is about:
How to pimp a pump
How to pump a pimp
How to pimp my ride
How to ride my pimp
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KH, are you hiring? What are your wages? Working conditions?
Experience? I can show you my portfolio of past experience. Videos, pics, testimonials of satisfied customers, and letters of appreciation from local officials. We handed out Worker-Of-The-Month certificates (or was that Worker-Of-The-Mouth?...can't remember).
At first I taught our newly-hired workers the necessary skills. Then, I became teacher trainer and trained others how to teach. I was good at it. But I decided to branch off into English teaching.
Whats happening in here...just walking in and checking, and i see that labda is on your back to get pimped I see...KH...LOL!!!
Geeez....I'm staying away from this thread....NOT !!!!!
roflmao
willing to send you a job offer. but that depends on your demonstrated skills :D
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I'm trying to stay current and active on QL but I have the pressures of packing, shipping, selling stuff, and getting oriented to my new home.
However, if this pimping job turns out well, I may stay in Qatar. First, I need to make a business plan. This would include clients and workers. How many clients and workers are available in this line of work?
Nothin like some chrome 20's, a custom paint job, and an expresso machine in the glove box.
"I don't think so. Homey don't play dat."
Homey Da Clown
KE is requested to post his answer over here.....i mean repeat his answer to that stupid Q....
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If you look at what you do not have in life;
You don't have anything.
If you look at what you have in life;
You have everything.
Kellys...I didn't realise I was dealing with an eight year old. My bad. You are in a public forum...if you want only responses ur ego can handle go PM people.
For a start , we pimps hate "PM's"..Bad for business...
Also, will you be a silent partner ? because I don't want you "eating' into the stock....
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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM
long time no hear from :)
good morning and thanx for the giggle lol
I'm looking for work in Qatar. I need a job in Doha. What's the monthly salary for a pimp? Benefits and perks? Accomodation?
I've been thinking of starting my own business. So, this may be a good chance to start. Before I start, I need to network with existing pimps to get a feel for the profession. Please PM me if you are a pimp
So you are Mary the Virgin of QL. Nice meeting you.
Again as I replied to owis, mind your own business. Someone asked a stupid question and KE replied in an ironic way. So keep your lectures about ethics and values to yourself please.
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Did you really say that.
ok come to my office quickly
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there's enough pimp here not surprising.
Owis...very well said.
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grow up
How are you dear?
Well the question s deleted.
Someone asked about phone numbers of paid sluts. KE replied about the QLpimp
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would be nice to know what exactly KE have said in his inspiring reply??
"Everything in this book may be wrong." Illusions: The Adventures of The Reluctant Messiah by Richard Bach
HAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAA...........
I think ppl really want it.. we keep seeing these posts again n again..