The Worlds shortest fairy tale!
By SpyWhoLovedMe •
''THE WORLD 'S SHORTEST FAIRY TALE!'
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> Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
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> said:'NO!' And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping,
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> dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never
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> had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't
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> get fat, travelled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had
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> all the hot water to herself. She went to the theatre, never watched
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> sports, never wore friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had
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> high self esteem, never cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in
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> sweat pants and was pleasant all the time. The End
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and thats why its called a fairy tail... because men and women need each other unless... well unless your gay... then i guess you live a fairy life hahahahaahahahahaahah ok ok im done for the night... or morning
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just hanging out and watching dvd's with helen keller... kind of a quite night.
ROFL
Excellent!
I'll be passing that on to the gal who sent it to me!
Oh well, that's a fairy tale, and fairy tale will just be a fairy tale.. now you can wake up to reality and star cleaning the house
what's with it?
my brother can do that..well maybe not,..probably my sister
Pick a version
King Male version: "The guy on the other hand, shrugged it off and asked the next girl in line if she would marry him. It was at that point that he got a yes and never had to lay a finger on anything because he had found someone to cook, clean, shop and do almost everything that he didn't want to do. The man was happy. The End."
The optimistic version: "The guy smiled and said "Hey lets be friends", so they remained friends which was a Godsend because he was able to see the selfish and egotistic person that she really was. The man was also able to meet her friend who was a million times better and they lived happily ever after.
The Gay version: "The guy then realized that he had no passion for girls and was simply doing what was expected of him. He ended up marrying her brother manuel and living happily ever after."
The Gay Qatar version: "The guy then realized that he had no passion for girls and was simply doing what was expected of him. He ended up marrying her brother manuel, who turned out to be an undercover police man who was in a sting operation to catch the man and deport him. Nobody knows what happened to him".
THE END :D
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ya tell me what happened to that guy?
still wandering with long beard?
I love it!
I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong :P - Garfield
But what happened to the guy who had this "no" answer?