Women think of shopping,men think about s*x

shopping makes me relax... am a certified shopaholic lol ;)

shopping is a pleasure for the womens and im sure that sex is pleasures of the mens in this world..

shopping mall is my second home i love to shop.

*whenever i ask my husband to go with me for shopping he use to say he is not feeling well, and that is a common reason of a husband....what i will do is i will get his CC and i will shop alone and whenever he saw me happy with the things i bought he will say "happy?

Well i think MEN think of sex as a "COMPENSATION" or "SERVICE CHGS" because the way women spent their money and suck their blood

girls = money * time

time = money

so girls = money * money

money = root of all evils

square root evil * square root evil = evil

therefore the equation result

girls = evils

lol Andy, of course 10 minutes not enough, even to my daughter it's not enough time, she needs all day for shopping :P

lol panda.. 10 mins for what? shopping, hey i need more time.. :P

MJ could never go shopping for just 10 minutes... its unheard of...

MJ no way, 10 mn enough for you :P and don't ask for what lol

agreed.. :)

AndyP, 4h for shop.. 4h for s*x, it seems correct. happy!? :)

Well, i believe relationships are about love, compromise and pleasing... i will gladly let my good lady go shopping for 4hrs if i can have the same time allocated to my wants and pleasures..

i get it Chinitasai, good S*x demands more energy,, therefore you like it more than shopping.. ;)

~noms~

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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein

lol..qatarisun hates shopping,, & now she is confused with this thread.

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"Before God we are all equally wise ' and equally foolish" - Albert Einstein

Yes AShwin...

Unfortunately, pathetically she too got COLD..:(

Its all coz of tat Good Night KISS....:(

Don tell me Bella too has cold... O M G

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Ashwin !!

i have cold but its not seasonal its something personal...:)

Many people have cold these dayz...

Is it seasonal ???

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for sure both are interlinked..

explore a Women's shopping bag, you'l find appealing clothes, makeup sets & cosmetics, hot undergarments which are more designed to show, high sandals etc ofcourse this is to attract men or atleast for their own husbands. But where does it lead to finally?!

Men are straight forward.. :D come to the point.!

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i don't believe on this.....

give us the percentage ..

Yes Panda even having a Hot Coffee and a muffin, still managed to get a cold..:(

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I was OK until the QLSG stop doing the Thursday pissups..

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Ladies love shopping sex toys! ha !

UkEngQatar, now I understand, so everything was frozen :)

MJ yes 4 hours, went H&M, Marks & Spencers, Gap, Zara all the sport shops, almost every shop in the Mall, Carrying bags of shopping and all alone :(. People were looking at me with weird looks when they saw me carrying so many bags?

Yes BritExpat, even pass the lingerie shops and the Chocolataires still no thought of S*x.

I have cold today may be too much time in the freezing Mall yesterday.

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lol next time take my daughter with you will ya? those are her favourite shops.. :P

lol UkEng 4 hours in the mall???? seriously? :P

YOU SPENT 4 HOURS IN A MALL ???? What the hell is the matter with you ??

More importantly, you walked into lingerie shops adn chocolataries and you didn't think once of s#x ??

A definite sign of the end of the world..

I dont think of both... I think am an alien...lol

I was just typing a related post... will post it now..

Brit, Ukeng! I'm out of your club...you make me scared!

Panda can you beleive that I spend 4 hours in the Mall yesterday, shopping, without even thinking about Sex for one seconds.

I think your right, I think BritExpat is affecting me too much with his pink Kia and thongs. I feel like a member from the lost pride tribe..:(

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We don't like to talk about it in public.. Apprently the Estrogen levels are highr than the testosterone :o(

UkEngQatar, you have to check your testosterone level :) morning btw

snowyowl said.."I hate Shopping'

I hate sex, but love Shopping

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Hmmm...

I might need to try meditation

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If you take into account the distractions from footy matches, darts evenings, polishing the harley, taking a dump, it could go up to around 52 seconds..

52 SECONDS!?

That sounds like a bit of an exageration to me to be honest, like to see how they came up with those numbers.

I've never last anywhere near 52 seconds without thinking about it. hehe 30 at a push

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QS you are an exceptional case :p

S*x in this country.mmmmmmhum. window shopping of s*x available here???? a innocent soul asking this.

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eh?? then WHO am I????

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Oliver Wendell Holmes

i love doing things which requires more energy...

shopping or s*x?????? duh let me thnk :)

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.. after a long day of shopping, it can very tiring ...then to end the day with a 'wonderful time' with ur partner is just so very relaxing.. see i told u, i can think about both ..

justagirl, I'm jealous of you man! :)

I dont mind not shopping... as long as my husband gets me all that i need:)

"Ali Baba and 40 thieves" are now "Ali Baba and 30 thieves" ; 10 were laid off.

i'm a woman .. and i think about sex as much as shopping ... in fact shopping can be stressful .. sex is not :o)

I hate shopping!

smile lots laugh more

Nothing is more relaxing than flying like an Eagle in Heaven !!

Am a man and i enjoy shopping pretty equal to S*X!! but i dont think about shopping that much! S*X somtimes cost notin but feelings and love, shopping cost a lot! whaahah

.women = evil equation,

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.so all the mothers, sisters, aunts, are evil?

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another day, another pay

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Panda - ???

And then wht . . . . . . . . . . . ?? for timepass you do Carpentry or something better ?

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i dont knew how much my husband earned, he will just give me the monthly living allowance.

if i want to buy something for myself, it will be from my own salary.

but i have his credit cards so its still fair,

happy shopping.

I can not say anything coz I'm also a tooools addict!

BlueMountain - lol.. Now tht is perfect example of a master plan to Back fire... :)

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Bluemountain, what's this contradiction! :/

I didn't say but she is spending more than I earn

Not a good idea not telling how much you earn

Hide some money from your wife to have something

Shoe - lol..

Ya.. It has everything but Money .... :)

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MD - I know whom you meant, the man in Pink KIA?? always loiter at the Ramada car park?/ lol

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Advice for all men, never tell your wife how much you earn!

but i did :[

your wallet has ears? and shoulders too?;)

shoeAddict - Panda - lol..

Ya I have consoled the one who would understand and listens to me... MY WALLET....

he wont be enjoying a long term relations with Ms. Salary... :)

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maybe your girlfriend can shop for one...lol

ashwindoke, I'm sorry for your wallet :)

We can spend hourse "window shopping" at the Ramada..:o)

Panda - Men THINK of Saix...

And Women SHOP.. They don think... if they did... Our Wallets would have been healthy even by mid of the month.. :)

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Can be the opposite. Not only men can shop for sex, women does it better however the definitions is different, selling for shopping. You would find this in most hotels lobby.

Can be the opposite. Not only men can shop for sex, women does it better however the definitions is different, selling for shopping. You would find this in most hotels lobby.

Simp...

That statement made me realize,

it appears you have never met me :-P

Otherwise, no way you'd make such a statement

LOL...

The fewer the words, the better the prayer.

Women will think shop first then se. but men will think se. first then shop(till regain)no difference ultimatly both are interlinked don't worry be happy we don't know which airbus fall in to sea!!!

"Helping HANDS r better than praying LIPS"

go for cheap thrills!!!yay

you may or may not disagree but shopping is the ultimate high,better than sex!

brit good answer....i liked the way u put it.

Aana free, jaana free,

Pakde gaye tho khana free.

Some men shop for sex!

Brit, this a part of true but sometimes they become sopping addict. what about a single women!

.oh well shopping is cheaper than a psychotherapist

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another day, another pay

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Al-Tirmidhi Hadith 5200 Narrated by Abu Dharr

Allah`s Messenger (saws) said, "He has been successful whose heart Allah has made sincere towards faith, whose heart He has made free from disbelief, his tongue truthful, his soul calm, his nature straight, whose ear He has made attentive and his eye observant. The ear is a funnel and the eye is a repository for what the heart learns. He is successful whose heart is made retentive."

Sahih Al-Bukhari HadithHadith 1.49 Narrated byAn Numan bin Bashir

I heard Allah`s Messenger (saws) saying: ‘Beware! There is a piece of flesh in the body if it becomes good (reformed) the whole body becomes good, but if it gets spoilt the whole body gets spoilt; and that is, the heart!’

• When one hears some good news, do they experience joy in their brains or in their hearts?

• When one hears some bad news or hears of a loved one’s death, does one feel pain in one’s brains or does one feel pain in their hearts?

• When one loves someone, does one love someone with their brains or from their hearts?

• When one sends a message of love to someone, does one send the portrait of a brain or a heart?

• When one is betrayed, does one feel or say that the person has ‘broken my brain’ or he/she ‘has broken my heart’?

• When one memorizes something, does one say that ‘I have memorized it by my brain’ or does one say ‘I have memorized it by heart’?

Every individual experiences their fears, or desires, or joys, or happiness, or pain, or love, or hate, or suspicion, or doubts, etc. with and from their hearts…….but ‘modern-science’ because of its limited knowledge insists that the heart is merely a physical organ which pumps blood and has absolutely nothing to do with these natural experiences!

The discrepancy brother is with the limited knowledge of ‘modern-science’, not in the Declarations and the Guidance of the One Who Created everything in existence! The brain indeed does collect and process the information it receives from the various faculties of sight, and touch, and hearing, etc….but it is truly the heart which decides and determines whether to accept, reject, doubt, affirm, or deny that information it has received!

Whatever written of Truth and benefit is only due to Allah’s Assistance and Guidance, and whatever of error is of me alone. Allah Alone Knows Best and He is the Only Source of Strength.

Your brother and well wisher in Islam,

The sayings of our beloved Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him) ‘Acquiring (religious) knowledge in company for an hour in the night is better than spending the whole night in prayer.’

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I think you'll find they're inter related..

Women are probably thinking about shopping for "things' to make sex more exciting for their man.

Men are just thinking about sex when she gets home..

Respected brother in Islam, ‘modern science’, in its absolutely limited knowledge of the Truth, declares that it is the brain which thinks, understands, and processes all information and the heart is merely a physical organ whose main duty is to pump blood to the various parts of the body……but the One Who created the heart declares in Truth in His Glorious Quran and through His appointed Messenger (saws), that the function of the heart is much much bigger and greater than the mere pumping of blood to the various parts of the body!

Help people, the Allah ( God) will help you

S-- is only good in cool weather

Shopping can do all weather

what then?

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