WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY???
WHY I FIRED MY SECRETARY???
Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably a present for me.
Forget "Happy Birthday", She didn't even say "Good Morning".
I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will remember".
Children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
I started to the office I was feeling pretty low.
As I walked into my office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered. I worked until noon.
Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know,
it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said,! " That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go." We went to lunch.
We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the country to a little private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day.
We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment,
she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change."
"Sure," I excitedly replied. I start getting excited & i thought today is my lucky day.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes,
she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by..........
my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing "Happy Birthday".
And there I was just sitting ... on the couch... naked....!!!!!!
Looool :D
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Hey guys what would u do if u were that man :p
see? all men think, wish and hope for always the same thing...geez...
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really funny! haa haa haa
But, if i am his wife...even if he was not naked, at least a straight punch as present on his birthday! coz, in the first place..why he accepted her invitation to her apartment?? eh!
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Teenage fella is home alone bored and decides to lie on his bed and listen to some music on his headphones.
After a short while his mind wonders to other things.
So seeing as he is alone he decides to get his porn out and erm...
relieve himself.
5 hinutes later he turns the DVD off, takes off his headphones and gets up off the bed.
To find his Mum has been in and left him a tray of sandwiches and a drink on his bedside table.
Call me Maninibat!
I wouldn't have taken my clothes off that soon ;)
LOOOOOL Jana yaa thats realy confusing :D
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool......
if we were in his position, we would be panic, thinking which parts to cover.....??? hehehe..
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So ?
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nice one mate
I would have never let this kind of situation build up in the very first place...........
He should have followed Bill Clinton..........s*x in office.
Hi sinned, gypsy and the rest of the gang
Gypsy why you want to spoil the fun?????????????(:
If I was this guys wife I wouldn't have said Happy Birthday to him either. :P
"I fight with love and I laugh with rage, you have to live light enough to see the humor and long enough to see some change." Ani Difranco
i think all you guys are busy in your work ?
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Maxi8008 keep it up,
ooh i wasnt here that time shall i delete it ?
cscot - sorry that posted a topic with some dust :P
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This joke / story went around the email joke circuit in Canada over 3 years ago !
this was posted by Red Pop months ago man.
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johnjo me ?? !!! thats wasnt me i will never do such stupidity it was someone else really its not me :((
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Its you that should be ashamed thinking you was going to have quicky with ya secretary and be unfaithfull to such a loveing wife
I took a long leave (really deserved and earned it)
back to the heat of Doha.
Thanx for the comment
What's up here in doha?
Yaa really he deserves that because he is an *** **** ;)
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welcome back man where have you been all this time.
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What a situation.
But I think he deserves the imparessment, he is too........
I don't know what would I do if I am the man.
Wait wait, I can never be that man..
can't I ??
You, you really made my day
Nice posting