Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft?

KellysHeroes
By KellysHeroes

Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft?
Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of  Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer
 
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
 
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' ....... he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.
 
3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find> > only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?
 
7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE! ' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?
 
10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,
 
Banta
 
Last one from Me to Mr. Bill Gates:  Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

By SPEED• 19 May 2008 16:06
SPEED

Good one ... specially the last one ;-P

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By thexonic• 19 May 2008 15:18
thexonic

lmao hahahaha good one KH

Una palabra no dice nada, Y al mismo tiempo, Lo esconde todo - Outlandish

By anonymous• 19 May 2008 15:10
anonymous

Oh my last one is the coolest one.

But hey kellyHeroes, do you know that he was dropped off from top, he’s not the richest man on earth anymore.

Don’t ask how is now?? :P

By nasshan• 19 May 2008 14:59
nasshan

thats nice you made me laugh

By nadt• 19 May 2008 14:31
nadt

your on a roll KH..lol..must be in a joking mood..

By dragonfly212• 19 May 2008 14:25
dragonfly212

so funny

I DO WHAT I LIKE, I LIKE WHAT I DO

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