We are doomed

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the
only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and
that would be how???....)

On some frozen dinners: 'Serving suggestion: Defrost.' (but, it's
'just' a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): 'Do not turn upside
down.' (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.'
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but
wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:'Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication.' (We could do a lot to reduce the
rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with
head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: 'Warning: May cause drowsiness.' (and...I'm taking
this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use only.'
(as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (now,
somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Nobby's peanuts: 'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: 'Instructions: Open packet, eat
nuts.' (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one: On a
child's superman costume: 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to
fly.'

On a Swedish chainsaw: 'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals.'

(...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)