Wake Up Now Guys & Girls!!! Its 0645hrs!!!

SMOKEY!!!!!!!!!!!! reply my PM from yesterday??

we must do pool please, i need a mango fool too... and also need to make a fool of you too!!! hoohoo!!

when am i getting my shirts?? ;)

"And think not you can direct the course of love, for love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course" -Khalil Gibran

im not making fun of her.. just producing my observation...

and hoping that she comes here and fights... i love arguing with her! lol!

so are there movies tonight?

"And think not you can direct the course of love, for love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course" -Khalil Gibran

witchyyyyyyyyy! ola amiga, howz it going? its been a long time we played pool girl. lets "make it yaar" soon inshallah ok??

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Thexonic...hey there buddy, how you doing, indeed long time, how have you been seriously now, where the fck have you been mate...

Loulsy..now you sure have brought my interest with that "HONEY" in there...and well for the value...well all i can say is Honey...dont make us wait too long that we actually fail to see the value and think more about the time for WAIT!!!and trust me girl, we on board here, certainly know the Value and the Worth of everyone that we talk to...LOL!!! And good to see the humour girl, have a great day alright!!!and learn to justify the pay that you get girl...LOL!!!

oh dont you make fun of Gypsy. you like google she like wiki me like yahoo :D

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lol darude... dont hate... when have i ever been late hey?? im always on time, its the people i am using for transport (smoke, KSA, martinez) who make me late!!! not me! and today it was something called a "JOB"!! perhaps u dont know what that is?? hmmmm....! google it! or as gypsy would say, "wiki it"!!! lol!!!!

"And think not you can direct the course of love, for love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course" -Khalil Gibran

The world is still going in circles... hmmm... :D wassup ksa??? long time no c

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honey.. some things in life you gotta wait for.. or else u wont know their worth ;)

C u guys in a few

were you any where by chance on time.

you are always late. even (&*^*%(^*^*&(%^ ok fine later :D

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KSA bhai ....

Its 10:20am now ....

Time to change the time in the tread title ... LOL

Well if its just humour in that handbag then it aint worth it and you aint worth it girl, make sure you have some money for the bill and NOT THE TIP also in that handbag...LOL!!!

You take care and have a great day...and come back soon, we dont like to be kept waiting long...!!!

hello good people.... i'm a little late for this... but how's everyone doing?

"And think not you can direct the course of love, for love, if it finds you worthy, directs your course" -Khalil Gibran

thx darude.. i really dont know what i would do without ur advices.. ur a strawberry life saver

if you get bored next time i have a new trick for you dont worry.

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loulsy isnt bored now.. she's heaped with work... see u guys laterz...

Dont worry ksarat.. my humor is always in my handbag.. ;)

I know...life is a bit unfair...LOL!!!

Well lets just wait for Linnet and Loulsy to take us out for that koffee and kake...LOL!!!

hold on a second did you say she has a BOYFRIEND! is that ur way of kicking us two handsome hunks in the arse? u better break the boyfriends legs or ksarat will shove his finger where the sun dont shine for him! grrrrr arnt there any single beautiful available ladies out there anymore..what is Qatar coming to :(

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you both know she is well out of reach, Smoke, she broke it in the lawnmower :)

I said if her boyfriend took her to Greece for breaking her finger, where would he take her if she broke her leg!!!!!

NFromhere...Now whats that supposed to mean, so what DH is away, i can get the ingrediantes...i tell ya...and then open that bakery section will ya...

Smoke...well whats this about Brandy daughter...what are we talking about and you ask me to miss that info...think again smokester...

woooah the poor girl broke her finger? now i wont ask how that happened, but hope she recovers soon.

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if it really was his dog would you find him here on QL no you would hear him screaming from HMC emergency ward.

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oops, daughter happily just been on holiday with her BF, he took her to Malia for a week after she broke her finger awwwww :)

Da, thought it was his dog that kicked him out!

KSA, haha DH is away, so the kitchen is officially closed until further notice. Woo hoo!! Oh yeah....I have kids... oh well, they can just order KFC every night, LOL! >:-)

9 more days and I am OUT....OF...HERE !!!!!!!!!!!

we dont go there for the band. we go there to meet each and enjoy our company. and i told you post it yesday. still you can do now.

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oh brandlady how are u doing, been a long time since we met in forum, now tell me how is that lovely daughter of urs..u know the one u were gonna introduce me to :) pay no attention to what i'm saying here Ksarat its all just jibberish ok?

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boss i save it for you. no worries. shall i make annoucement for thursday nite out. somebody told me the place is no longer fun as the band move to play at cube. any suggestion??

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I was just going to put down your name in here speaking of Koffee and Kakes...and then realized that maybe you had gone on vacation, and I withdrew...but now that you are here, hows you doing girl, your d******er...and hmmmm...damn lady, that stupid Bakery section in your house has been ordered to shut down by the Municipality or what...LOL!!!

yes i want pancake please jaan

I DO WHAT I LIKE, I LIKE WHAT I DO

whacked and beaten ;)

that word "jaan" was enough to relieve the stress at work...

i m doing fine and enjoying ...

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If you look at what you do not have in life;

You don't have anything.

If you look at what you have in life;

You have everything.

Dont worry his wife just kicked him out of bed early she got bored from his daily morning banter.

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Well that lesson on humour was not for you, it was for our very new student on QL, Loulsy speaking of which, wonder where is she gone, O i think she has gone to fix an appointment with Our secretary and then she might go to the BANK for drawing some money for the coffee that she's to pay for...

You let me see which lesson...aaah yes, the kisses for your professor part of the lessons you just missed...LOL!!!Am I going to get so whacked or what...?

hmmm where is my RB drink

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Morning KSA, My God you're wide awake this morning, was gonna ask what the heck you had for bkfst but see you had none. Starvation making you light-headed??

Morning everyone!

look who's talking the babe that calls herself the Dragon! now dont go around scaring they ladies away. Just for the record do tell them all what a hottie little hunky i am please that should get me a few pm's and may be some friendsheep requests

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khanan jaan.. hows everything with you? too much work? want me to come and help you out do some filing? wink

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so for sure you gain more (impressing)points.

you know....

;D

You see Jaan and bugger you step in...saala...kameena...I know pretty well why you stepped in...I mean be careful man you test my patience and be rest assured that one day or the other, I will bring sis-in-law and open QL for her and show her what the hell you do on QL, and that evening Khanan saahab, aapko dhulaayee ye dhulayee, arey kaise yeh dhulayee...LOL!!!

I got a good reason, was tucked up so warm and cozy, got no work today so woke up at 5am then rolled over and went back to sleep :)

KSA, I don't need the lesson in 'sense of humour' already brought mine here, sorry professor if i missed any other important lessons ;)

 make it MILES apart

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Jaan...i must say you sure have stepped in the right time...Linnet and Loulsy I hope you have heard her tell...LOL!!! Alright Smoke...yes I see just the koffee aint helping, hmmm dont they give some biscuits free with the koffee...well then again, for the kake i'm sure Linnet can pay...cos Loulsy is paying for Koffee...

And speaking of hungry and kakes...where is ma breakfast...so who's making me one..

How rude, guess I will stay away from you.

KSA, Smoke, Loulsy, when are we meeting to have that "Coffee"?

house...

yeah FS..that is his tagline for introducing me to new comers....

Good morning BL and DF...yeah you both better valid reason for the late reason...or Sir Ksa will make you make stand in the corner....

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If you look at what you do not have in life;

You don't have anything.

If you look at what you have in life;

You have everything.

Sheesh man all this coffee requests and nothing to munch with it? i'm getting hungry here Koffee and Kake please thank you, mention not.

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oh jaan... you know i dont work hard at all. so you got more more fans. I see... well ladies Loulsy and Linnet, one thing i have to say about ksarat, he is such genuine gentlemen. with him you will be in good hand. but i dont trust smoke tho... he is so wild cat. hihihihi

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More than us wouldnt you have loved the 2 of the 4 best men on QL to have accompanied you for coffee and for which YOU ARE PAYING...I mean, I know people dont get that lucky in here...to pay for Smoke and KSA at the same time, and then when you have DaRude and Khanan, o you bet its one of those most luckiest times of the year for you!!!LOL!!!

And speaking of which, since you are new on here, I hope you have stepped in here reading the KSA Guidelines of QL...one major point...DO NOT FORGET TO BRING YOUR SENSE OF HUMOUR TO QL...that was a free lesson for you, after this everything is a paid one, but then you pay the cash and i get returned in KIND (COFFEE!!!LOL!!!)

donations? kash or kind? u dont need any donations to see my lovely, handsome, above average face darling. all u need to do is dial 1800-SMOKE-IS-THE-MAN-KSARAT-IS-A-PANSY and speak to our lovely secretary to make an appointment.

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I was thinking.. if we got a few donations from all you mighty people with above 1000 points we would have the benefit of seeing ur "lovely" faces soon..

Dragon, hey there Jaan how you doing, good to see you finally here, well i was expecting you at 0900hrs but you are like what 15 mins late...what are you freaking pretending to be working hard...dont do that here...LOL!!!How you doing

Darude...man, leave Linnet alone, look lets talk to Loulsy...she is bored...and she still hasnt jumped out of the window...:D

Brandy: Well well well, you are freaking 2 hours late to the class of KSA girl, you better have a good reason...!!!for missing out on the early morning class of learning!!!

Yeah I'm so sure you guys would have loved that..

wow a wonderful day indeed two new girls in QL. I think for once we can take both the ladies out for coffee :) Welcome Loulsy, I'm Count Smokeula, and below is the famous Kitty of QL. you better keep posting coz once u get 100 points my kitty will give u a lap dance :)

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 i dont like to play so _|_ buzz off

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Welcome back.......

Well ...what do you expect girl, stepped in first day and calling BORED...hmmm as i told you, in that case you should have picked up the phone and called us for a coffee meet, that way you can have coffee with us, pay for the bill (which I'm sure makes you too happy) and that way your boredom would have gone...LOL!!!

sorry for lil check in guys... hope is not too late to say hi ya all.... have a great day.

I DO WHAT I LIKE, I LIKE WHAT I DO

Stop playing hard to get.....

there you go KSA just for you, the line you hate ;)

Morning all, slept until 8.30, just trying to shake myself awake with a lovely coffee :)

Good Morning to you too.. yeah new girl.. but not that new.. been browsing around and reading for sometime before i decided to become a member..

thx for the welcome.. I recall Darudes welcome was a suggestion to jump out of the window when I'm bored at work :P:P...

What are you talking about???

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The author, originator, the master, the professor in QL is back in da house...

Loulsy do i sense a new girl...*quickly checking the profile* aaah yes...another new girl...well today i decided to wake QL up, normally QL Wakes me up, but then when i decide to wake QL up normally i have my superb numero uno ladies just stepping into this place...LOL!!! How you doing girl...new on board areyou?

Linnet: well if you didnt realize the welcome part for a Girl needs to be done by me so step aside lady...and well regd your earlier post...well we will have to wait and see who takes the chivalry, and what chivalry, dont you know you have to respect the seniors in any place...its more like giving a chance to the freshers like yourself and now loulsy to extend your hospitality to people like me, smoke, darude khanan who literally run this place so nicely...

i am gettin a bit lazy in the mornings these dayz...

wake up energetic.. LOL.. i was about to call in sick bcz i wanted to SLEEEEEEEPPPPP.. LOL.. u see me and sleep go way back.. and i just cant think of breaking up with him.. ;-)

Welcome to the banter, Wake up energetic, certainly no need for a cafein boost

I cant believe that its just turned nine and you guys have been at this banter sin 6:30 AM.. LOOOLLLL where;d u get the energy from? after or before the morning coffee?!

GOOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE..

So I presume all the chatter about the invitation is a lame attempt at inviting this feline out, come guys is chivalry dead? Who is going to be brave enough?????AH and just a reminder guys, I don't speak your lingo so a translation will be great!

All good...they are fine...thanks..how are you?

I am seeing more with KSA these days....do you want to spoil your name on QL..? LOL (when I said this to someoneelse he told.. Badnaami mei bhi naam hai..lol)and KSA never forget to highlight about Bhabhi and two Angels whenever you talk to a new girl on QL..LOL

Yesh i know khanan bhai, too little time, too many things to do, missed out on a lot of action and ladies here in QL but dont worry its all good! and i thought u were leaving, bugger when u say ur leaving just GO dont stick around to take notes on how we flirt lol

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its good that you are back in action...

at least i see u after long time!!

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If you look at what you do not have in life;

You don't have anything.

If you look at what you have in life;

You have everything.

oh indeed my friend i can wash away my filthy mind only with the purity thats dripping off you! lol

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Righto on that my friend...its time alright, Darude is turning OLDDDDDDDD I SAY!!!!, now I just hope nobody comes up saying...OLD IS GOLD!!! AAAH FCK I hate that line...LOL!!!

Ofcourse theories can be proven wrong with practicals...but then again, why do you have to bring in the first HAND experience...such a gutter boy you are...child...come on now go wash your head...

Thanks KSA you saved our FS aka GG..

how are you FS and hubby and kids???

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If you look at what you do not have in life;

You don't have anything.

If you look at what you have in life;

You have everything.

Err i dont "forget" my wallet, i just "pretend" to not speaketh the english when u look at me when the bill comes! Yeah well times are changing so i think its time the ladies gave us hot guys a treat for a change. whatcha say bout that linnet?

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Khanan meri jaan, do you mind FCKING OFF from here, rather than calling and telling me, "GOT SOME WORK"...just go quietly...LOL!!!

FS...aaaah wasnt I waiting for you to come, how long did I have to wait girl...well ofcourse...back into the groove...if you say...and well why has my bday come into the picture, isnt it still DaRude's season and mine a long way away...so lets not get into that part...pls...and ofcourse you shall surely be there this time...;) After all Numero Uno!!!

damn how many girls were asking me at 3am.

but i was with one since 12-6am :D

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My friend sometimes theories are wrong, the best teacher of life is first hand experience, that of which i have plenty, so dont be a quack and preach of doing that what thee has not doneth.

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Well having said that you want to join us, did ya forget to add that you always end up forgetting your wallet my friend...and never come out till the bill is paid...but then again, dont you think boy that we both could always do with a lovely beautiful (playing hard to get) girl, to pay for the bill and she would be honoured to do so...I'm sure she's heard of GURUDAKSHINA!!!

i m also outta here..

see you in few hours....

got some WORk..are u listening KSA??

KSA your qualification and experience miserably failed here!!!!

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If you look at what you do not have in life;

You don't have anything.

If you look at what you have in life;

You have everything.

Good to see you back in action with morning thread....

Sarat am I the only one who remember yur Bday here? LOL am sure you will give us a treat..wont you? LOL after all whats Bday without your numero uno girls..lol

Da.. you are so mean.... I was waiting for you at 3.am ..you know where..and I met some else also waiting for you there...so I jumped from the roof top...luckily sarat was there waiting with a net...so am saved...lolz

Hmmmm linnet playing hard to get huh! well just so u know Ksarat and I are the official clowns of QL. However if Ksarat asks u out for coffee, which he normally does coz he's never heard of tea...then u must take me along with you, coz most of the time when it comes to paying the bill you will see him excuse himself to use the bathroom and then he tries to crawl out the bathroom window...he did get stuck on the window once but thats a story for another time ;)

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Smoke: aaaah trust me man, one opportunity to put theory in practice...LOL!!! I did get one I say...LOL!!! And I did score a home run...LOL!!!and more over, if you aint got the theory my friend, there aint no way in the world that you going to get a promotion...you wud stay where you are...having said that...THAT WOULD BE IN THE GUTTER!!!

DaRude: Aaaaah hell yeah right look after the newbies...ok sir whatever you tell us, just make sure atleast the cake comes to us...

Khanan...I'm also with you on the crying and tears part...

R7: Yeah right, morning to you bro, well atleast this thread is good for nothing, the others normally these days and bad for everything...so which one is better... :P

Linnet: Ofcourse, you having enrolled in ma class, i have told your mother that "Auntie, dont you worry, your daughter is now my full responsibility while she is at school, and if in case you did think that you are just in school, get it right, you are in a BOARDING SCHOOL, and then she told, I'm happy that you are the professor, if not me she would have had to reconsider her options of getting you into this school..." LOL!!!

ksa.. i am doin great.. how bout ya..

lol Darudey She may be our sister but from a different mother, so i think its ok for us three! Ksarat U do have a Masters Degree but u cant apply that what u havent done in practice here. tsk tsk theory theory maro goli, main hoon na, tu ja pattli galli :)

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What;s up ppl....

KSA thanx for putting up this thread of nothing :P

At least v get to make some points n curse u out here :)

howz every 1 doin today ?!

 am out of here

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song in bollywood style...in tragic mode..sobbing..deep from my heart.

"humain na bhula daina"...in the chakkar of these newbies...looool!!!

yeah right man....thats wat i like that how you manage the group...great work...

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If you look at what you do not have in life;

You don't have anything.

If you look at what you have in life;

You have everything.

This chick is a feisty one and sure can take care of herself, so tread carefully, I say...

you do need to look after the new members i invited them so have to

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LoL Ksa.......

last monday...

you were sitting 20 miles away...

yaar humain ghaas bhi nahi daliii...!!!! :)

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If you look at what you do not have in life;

You don't have anything.

If you look at what you have in life;

You have everything.

Smoke...What professor change, you remember, you have a freaking 10th Grade Fail Certificate, I have a Masters degree mate...so you bet right she shall continue to be a part of my class...

Khanan...O you know pretty well where the pussy......cat is...LOL!!! All you fcked up pervert brains...get your minds out of the gutter I say...(somebody keeps telling me this...)LOL!

Darude: Aaah...what sister, then you know what they say...LOL...I'm Bhenchod...LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!>>>

Harsha...morning buddy...how you doing...

at the corniche. when what time which side. might just be passing by oh i did go to the dhow for some verbal action 

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gudmornin every1..

you just see a girl online and a new member oh dont forget she is like your sweet sister ok.

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Hmmmm, I dont know about the waiting part man, especially after me and Khanan have seen you the other day at the Corniche...you didnt even bother to tell us HI, and now you want us to wait for the invitation...Hmmm this I have to wait and see...

oh no linnet a student in Your CLASS! i think its time for a professor change. someone with a little MASTERS degree :) So linnet where u from habibi?

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she dumped smoke....

she is doing lap dances somewhere else....

i can't see the famous Smokey cat shakin....

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If you look at what you do not have in life;

You don't have anything.

If you look at what you have in life;

You have everything.

You to watch the play on words, babe......

Aah man, cant you leave 1 girl to me, especially this one who comes right in the morning...damn you bugger!!!

Just wait will get your invitation.all of you dont worry. did plan somehting nice.

and linnet just grab that lil kitty cat tail and smack him left and right on the floor

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I Pleased to make your acquintance...

Now that was FCKING Funny about the dog bite I say paaji darling...how in the world are you...well yeah got into office rather early courtesy a bugger who didnt let me sleep...damn...!!!

how you doing...and where is the cake for me, smoke, and khanan...you azz...

what time did you get to your office today 6:30am. means you took off from home at 6am. so you woke up at 5am. how?? or did your dog bite some thing hanging from your body and that woke you up.

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Linnet...aaah making an effort to be a morning person girl, thats all, now for what, rather better that you dont ask i say...

Smoke...ahem ahem...mind staying away from this one mate...she is new and she is a student in my class and i'm showing her the way around on QL...so stay away will ya...

Oh who's this Linnet? how did i miss her? good morning to you...:)

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A bit early to be all cheery. Any special reason why? To all the other guys and gals out there, HAVE A FUN MORNING!

just puch the e-card and go..

stay safe and enjoy vaccation...

Good morning to all ..

Big wolfie!!!! we were expecting the cake!!!!

c'mon....we need it.....

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If you look at what you do not have in life;

You don't have anything.

If you look at what you have in life;

You have everything.

Skanky, stop drooling about your vacation, and just get your azz out of this place man, but remember, when you come back, you know you cant return empty handed...have a good and a safe trip man

and Indoracheal...hey there girl, how you doing, and more importantly hows your friend from Orange County doing...ooo what was that name, aaah yes, Jack ...you know the rest...hows you doing girl, hows hubby buddy doing...?

i'm not working skanky ....I'm just a stay home mom ...so I wll go back to sleep .....ha...ha....ha.....

I can smell the freedom with my e-gate on my wallet...

how you guys doing???

go back to work you lazy qlrs..

The Venezuelan Sensation!!!

good morning ksarat....i'm stll alive dear

Yo! my friend very good morning to you too, hows it going? I'm waiting for Darude's cake as well, he better think twice if he's NOT thinking of giving us any cake, my claws are sharp and ready for some action :) Now Where my ladies at?

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about to again take part in that Demolition derby that is a drive into Saudi to our other yard !

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NIL ILLEGITIMI CARBORUNDUM