Thank god for toilet paper

hapy
By hapy

Otherwise my privates would have melted away down the drain due to almost boiling tap water in scorching heat of doha.

By bagpiper• 30 Jun 2011 09:24
bagpiper

try using date leaves

By Rizks• 30 Jun 2011 09:16
Rizks

here ya go TB ![[wysiwyg_imageupload:315:]]

By timebandit• 30 Jun 2011 09:15
timebandit

Good work guys, I decided against posting the gay cartoons I found.

By Milky_BarKid• 30 Jun 2011 09:10
Milky_BarKid

here you  you go TB[[wysiwyg_imageupload:310:height=192,width=341]]

By britexpat• 30 Jun 2011 09:08
britexpat

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By timebandit• 30 Jun 2011 09:07
timebandit

Stupid me.... just googled "cartoon toilet bang" and got a whole load of gay stuff

By timebandit• 30 Jun 2011 09:02
timebandit

Someone please go and find a suitable cartoon to go with this

By tatzkie• 30 Jun 2011 08:58
tatzkie

TB, not applicable to use petrol on warm climate lol..

By britexpat• 30 Jun 2011 08:57
britexpat

  Don't do it ...A late curry followed by a cigarrette before bed could be a deadly mixture..

By naomsfin• 30 Jun 2011 08:56
Rating: 3/5
naomsfin

Engine coolant is always a good option. it will take care of the itches too

By Milky_BarKid• 30 Jun 2011 08:53
Milky_BarKid

TB..comeon petrol mixed with gas all we need now is an ignition and we will have a big bang..:)

By timebandit• 30 Jun 2011 08:51
Rating: 2/5
timebandit

Petrol is cheaper than water, carry a bottle of that with you.

By Rizks• 30 Jun 2011 08:50
Rizks

MBK i hav been informed by britey tat u normally use Cactus plant to clean ur Khyber pass ? ...:)

By anonymous• 30 Jun 2011 08:50
Rating: 3/5
anonymous

[[wysiwyg_imageupload:306:]]  and what if ur toilet bowl is this? 

By Milky_BarKid• 30 Jun 2011 08:48
Milky_BarKid

Palm leaves are also a good alternative to clean the khyber pass..:)

By britexpat• 30 Jun 2011 08:46
britexpat

 the Toureg and nomads have been making do with sand and leaves for centuries :O)

By Dracula• 30 Jun 2011 08:42
Dracula

hmmm....Qatar...sand...sandpaper will do?

By tatzkie• 30 Jun 2011 08:32
tatzkie

i always have a bottle of arwa in handy lol..

By Rizks• 30 Jun 2011 08:31
Rizks

how about using Hair Dryer's ? :(

By hms• 30 Jun 2011 08:29
hms

what the hell, is this a topic to discuss in this forum ??

By britexpat• 30 Jun 2011 08:29
britexpat

Only if you switch it off :O)

By anonymous• 30 Jun 2011 08:28
Rating: 5/5
anonymous

  It was quite funny that couple of months ago I got the idea to use the baby wet one's to finish off the bum wiping after a good poo, because I just didn't think toilet paper was doing the job properly. Fair enough, wet ones are awesome; clean your bum heaps better. You can wipe your bum 5, 10, 15 or 20 times with toilet paper... then, take out a moist towelette and wipe it, and I guarantee you'll be disgusted with yourself on how dirty your bum has been your entire life."!!! Toilet paper to begin the process, then finish off with a wet one (moist towelette or whatever name given in relevant country) or with water and soap. Haven't had an itchy bum, na da... in months. Feels so much cleaner now.

By tatzkie• 30 Jun 2011 08:24
tatzkie

eww!  i would'nt settle for toilet paper..

By chocolate• 30 Jun 2011 08:14
Rating: 5/5
chocolate

Install a gyser/water heater. The water stored in it is cool.

By britexpat• 30 Jun 2011 08:14
Rating: 5/5
britexpat

 Just use room temperature Evian and dab dry with ten ply Kleenex!

By anonymous• 30 Jun 2011 08:13
anonymous

I knew it. Only water and soap shall touch my ...!

By Milky_BarKid• 30 Jun 2011 08:11
Milky_BarKid

LP..they are not cutting down any trees, for toilet paper they just use any old crappy paper and then turn it to tissues and toilet rolls..:)

By anonymous• 30 Jun 2011 08:03
anonymous

Which trees are the cutting down in Qatar to make paper, MBK?

By Milky_BarKid• 30 Jun 2011 08:01
Milky_BarKid

Don't thank God, thank Qatar Paper Factory, QPF..:)

By timebandit• 30 Jun 2011 08:00
Rating: 5/5
timebandit

"Otherwise my privates would have melted away down the drain due to almost boiling tap water in scorching heat of doha."Hummm not a pleasant thing to imagine

By Milky_BarKid• 30 Jun 2011 07:59
Milky_BarKid

You mean you clean you Khyber pass with paper..:)

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