stupid questions
1. At the movies:When you meet acquaintances/ friends
Stupid Question:-Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well, it's so hot , there were no cool cabs
so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in
the cool comfort of the theatre.
2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...
why don't you try again or should i try this
time."
3. At a funeral:One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:-Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant:When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated
cement.We occasionaly also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt
meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you've become so
big.
Answer:-Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you
ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-No,he' s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive
lout...it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone
call
Stupid Question:-Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at
Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik
was betting with me that Pakistan would
win. What do you think?
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently
shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects
in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I'm telling you , you tell me
if I bite.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman
asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer:-No, it's a miracle ...........
it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!
WANNA FRIENDSHIP WITH ME EMAIL ME
one of ur freind come to u evening from out side
and u ask him u want to sleep here or i book to u in hotel.
when ur friend come to u on lunch time and u ask him u want to eat with me or i order for u from resturant
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its was morning and i drove her from home and i told her let go to cornich to drink coffee there .
sho told me with whom she will drink coffee.
but i like her when she like that coz i laugh to much that time and make my day start with laugh
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When I am with him he said to me "Lets have a coffee".. I asked him "with me??" goshhhh..!!! lol..
But he likes me when I am like that sometimes :D
It's fun being yourself!!!
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OHHH then i prefer Wai wai.
"Drink Beer Save Water"
exactly thats what i was telling mariam
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
What is this chou chou ? noodles ? lol
"Drink Beer Save Water"
chou have a nice weekend and stay safe.... dont do anythings that i wont do lol
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
WOW TCOM. Thank you for the offer. Someday, sweet TCOM. Bye for now.
where r u going night is still young
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
Enjoy your Chinese meal date!!! :-)
I am off. Ciao!
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it"
i know its bye bye was pulling your legs
and delaying your bye hope i succeeded
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
But how serious are you to come to eat dinner btw I am good in cooking speciall italian, chinese and bbq
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
TCOM, chow as in bye bye. Cheers.
TCOM, only if you are cooking.
Venks, Yup. Work makes me kinda eccentric too.
you eating chinese tonight
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
Three continuous working weekends and daily sleep depravity is manifesting itself in this way......I really need a beer now!! Enjoy your weekend Maria.m
Whats with you TCOM? Plans?
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it"
Venks, I think your wacky side is going wild. You are funny. Have a great weekend.
TCOM, Chow.
lol mariam
@ owen i always order hamburger without the bun!...Ramada coffee shop serves great hamburger.. i like mine without any extras meat taste great without all those extras that they add over a burger
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
Most people go........"Oh are you unwell"???
I would love to take a swipe at someone one day "No, well its my routine pulmonary function........I cough with every 52nd breath".
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it"
Ahhh.. lost my big chance. ;-)
lol mariam that was by mistake ... sorry
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
Pssst... TCOM. I asked you a question.
TCOM, what's with the : "WANNA FRIENDSHIP WITH ME EMAIL ME" , last line.
this is not a question more like ordering for a hamburger but without the burger bun!...how can you call hamburger without the bun?..:/
and...i oftenly hear this:
question:why are you not drinking your coffee?...
answer: because it's hot!
Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.
Going to restaurant and ordering a veg dish and ask him to make it 'pure veg'..LOl...I do this often and my husband says, "I bet, he will stir your curry with a chicken leg "
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Stupid questions and sarcastic answers
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You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
Albert Camus
Stupid question:What is the difference between a girlfriend, a call girl and a wife?
answer: Post paid, pre paid, unlimited.
Is it raining outside? Duh!! If it was inside it is not rain, your roof is leaking.. :D
i have xperiance most of 'em
really vry stupid lol
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I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone