Stupid 101 - Fat-bottomed smuggler seized

britexpat
By britexpat

Is there any hope for the human race??????

Customs officers arrested a smuggler with six and a half kilos of cocaine hidden in his shorts after becoming suspicious of his big bum.

Officials at El Prat de Llobregat airport, Barcelona, forced him to strip and found specially made pants with dozens of tiny pockets sewn in to hold the drugs.

The green neoprene pants contained more than 160 pockets for canisters of cocaine.

Drugs investigators were determined to get to the bottom of it when they noticed the smugglers huge backside as he waddled through the airport.

"He wasn't a big man but he has a very bulky rear end and was walking very strangely," said a spokesman.

"Then we saw that whenever he sat down it was like he was sitting on eggshells.

"His backside and his legs looked like they belonged to a weightlifter. We've seen all sorts of stunts but the big pants were a first for us."

Ananova

By Harry99• 25 Aug 2009 17:18
Harry99

So, where has she hidden the stash ?

By eljokj• 25 Aug 2009 11:42
eljokj

If u dont know to do it right dont do it

...EKJ...

By silenced• 25 Aug 2009 11:33
silenced

there are people who try and not get caught, and some try and get caught, unlucky day for him.

By ZYJ• 25 Aug 2009 11:25
ZYJ

maybe he went with the saying "expect the unexpected" however the cops were using the same one too looolz

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2009 10:39
anonymous

ROFling RIzks.. 'factory'

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2009 08:00
anonymous

Or a warehouse... Lol!

By lip.balm• 25 Aug 2009 07:59
lip.balm

britexpat...ty for making me laugh.

a cake's a cake and i'll have all of it...who cares about calories?:-P

By Rizks• 25 Aug 2009 07:56
Rizks

GICA Contra !!

TAts not called smugglin, tats the FACTORY....:(

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2009 07:54
anonymous

I think I saw a drug smuggler...

By lip.balm• 25 Aug 2009 07:54
lip.balm

one way to confirm that rizks.....frisk them!!:-P

so, are you up to the challenge?....:-)

wonderful morning everybody!!!

By mjamille28• 25 Aug 2009 07:48
mjamille28

lol rizks... :P

By Rizks• 25 Aug 2009 07:43
Rating: 3/5
Rizks

I see many big bums around when i go to Landmark or City Center, they usually walk like DUCKS - i bet they smuggle drugs.....:(

By nylha• 25 Aug 2009 07:36
nylha

Try to cheat the law it will come to you,,

By mjamille28• 25 Aug 2009 06:52
mjamille28

what an amateur... :P

By Darly• 25 Aug 2009 06:49
Darly

LOL .. Love the cake ..

By britexpat• 25 Aug 2009 03:48
britexpat

A team decided to throw a “going away” party for a lady at their Little Rock claim office. One of the supervisors called a Wal-Mart and ordered the cake.

He told them to write: ”Best Wishes Suzanne” and underneath that write “We will miss you”.

As the picture shows, it didn’t quite turn out right.

By anonymous• 25 Aug 2009 00:27
anonymous

If he had worn an abaya he'd have made it probably.

By Sir Pepsi• 24 Aug 2009 23:53
Sir Pepsi

Lol what a stupid guy, knowing he would get caught. If i had to do something like that (which i hopefully never will), i would take only some, lol not fill up all 160 pockets to make it obvious i got some drugs sticking outta my tiny arse!

"Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."

"When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us."

By KHATTAK• 24 Aug 2009 22:34
KHATTAK

.....atleast he tried :D

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By anonymous• 24 Aug 2009 22:33
anonymous

I pity people who got big arse!

By wacky_baby• 24 Aug 2009 22:29
wacky_baby

he is so stupid that he cracked me up but i give him the thumbs up for trying lol... i can just imagine the scenario

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