Storm in a C-cup - 130,000 boobs lost at sea
More than 130,000 inflatable breasts have been lost at sea en route to Australia.
Men's magazine Ralph was planning to include the boobs as a free gift with its January issue.
A spokeswoman for Ralph said the container left docks in Beijing two weeks ago but turned up empty in Sydney this week.
The magazine has put out an alert to shipping authorities to see if they have the container, but if they don't turn up in the next 48 hours it will be too late for the next issue, she said.
Ralph editor Santi Pintado urged anyone who has any information to contact the magazine.
"Unless Somali pirates have stolen them its difficult to explain where they are", Pintado said.
"If anyone finds any washed up on a beach, please let us know".
In the old days, the life saver was called a "Mae West".. Perhaps now these should be nicknamed "Busty Morgans"
Storm in C-cup? Nah, it's C, D and DD cups in a storm.
Pamela Anderson ;)
Only God Can Judge Me
الله فقط يمكنه محاكمتي
I am you and you are me, if you love i love, if you suffer i suffer
أنا أنت, و أنت أنا, إذا أحببت نفسك أحببت نفسي, إذا عانيتَ عانيتُ
Anderson?
Rachel welch, Sophia Loren and What is the name of that chic of BAY WATCH?
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You are ofcourse correct..
I don't like the "fried egg" variety.. I'll swim around and search for the Raquel Welch types..
britexpat said:
f my mammary serves me right, they can be used as swiming aids also..
The problem is finding the suitable mammary, If they are too small you will sink with them, if they are too big, then you will have problems swimming in the right direction or maybe just dead weight to be towing around.
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If my mammary serves me right, they can be used as swiming aids also..
a titillating story.
LMAO Flan.. I got a dumbo ears so D-cup for me. I wont be surprise if I bought a Sheri fish with a C-Cup then eh.
Cheers
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
So where could be those plastic boobs go???maybe we could find them within the closets of those..."never haves"...he he he.for sure not in any of mine.
LOL
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RP, my ears pointy ears are the result of a halloween joke gone terribly wrong.
ohh my there are going to be some very confused fish...
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked,the good fortune to run into the ones I do,and the eyesight to tell the difference.
I thought that you come from planet Vulcan, lots of people with pointy ears?
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brutus, i've got small ears so a c-cup should suffice.
If you go deep sea fishing and you catch a fish with C-CUP BOOBS attached, then you know where the mutation began. Dammed Chinese polluters.
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Same here Flan.. might join you later. (hhhmm... C-cup eh.... now that's interesting.... don't they have D-cup it is much nicer)
Cheers
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
LOL
You are going to have "VERY FROSTY" look, when people stare at you!
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.oh, i need some of those, lol
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might head down to the corniche later on the off chance something floats to shore.
i think a need some ear muffs for winter.