SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS TO PONDER
Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****
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As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
I am already wealthy by having so many wonderful friends here in QL
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
My question to you is:
Have you tried to direct yourself to be rich at some time in the future? Why not wealthy instead of rich?
I have to disagree completely with you in that statement.
For your information there will not be a middle class society in the future of finance and economics. Just rich or plain broke poor classes.
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Abba, Abba, Padre!
To Err is Human
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Death ends life not relationship.
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A man loses his sense of derection after four drinks,A women loses her sense after four kises.
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"Drink Beer Save Water"
all of 'em
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Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
Talha (1988-20??)
which one did u like the best
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
cool points coffee
i think they r 100% correct
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Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
Talha (1988-20??)
my pleasure
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
My favorites :
1-In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
2-The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
3-The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
thanks t_coffee
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