Some Humour
Everyone is too serious today, so!
'I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this Chinese waiter, 'Look, this chicken I got here is cold. 'He said, 'It should be, it's been dead two weeks.'
I said, 'Not only that. 'I said, 'He's got one leg shorter than the other. 'He said, 'What do you wanna do with it, eat it or dance with it?'
I said, 'Forget the chicken, give me a lobster, and he brought me this lobster. I said just a minute, he's only got one claw. 'He said 'Well he's been in a fight. 'I said, 'Well give me the winner.'
lol there mate three good ones :)
I don't usually pass on sad news like this, but sometimes we need to pause and remember what life is all about. There was a great loss recently. Larry LaPrise, who wrote the song Hokey Pokey, died this week at age 83. It was extremely difficult for the family to put him in the casket. They put his right leg in and they pulled his right leg out .....well, you know the rest.
lol hummer hehehehhe
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
hahahahahahahaha that was good
hahahahahahahaha that was good
But one day in villagio i order a whole pizza and I said to the waiter just 4 slices ha coz Im on a diet.
humour should be the order of the day, all good :)