short n sweet
I dialed a number and got the following recording:
'I am not available right now, but
thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
beep. If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes.'
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Aspire to inspire before you expire.
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My wife and I had words,
but I didn't get to use mine.
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Frustration is trying to find your glasses
without your glasses.
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Blessed are those who can give without remembering
and take without forgetting.
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The irony of life is that, by the time
you're old enough to know your way
around, you're not going anywhere.
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God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question.
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I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.
~~~~~
Every morning is the dawn
of a new error.
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selected those :
1- 'I am not available right now, but
thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the
beep. If I do not return your call,
you are one of the changes
2- God made man before woman so as to give him time
to think of an answer for her first question ( a bit unfair :D)
ok,.... how much for the copyrights starseed ?
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Some are Wise ... Some are ...Otherwise
:-) Good One
I never allow myself to fit into any particular 'box'.. but for an answer: I'm the type to create a voice mail message as the one above, and follow thru.. :))
God would've needed to create man first, then light,water, plants, animals, and lastly woman... man would've needed this long time to figure out any answers to my questions..
No confession booth on this planet will be able to handle the heat - lol
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If you never did, you should. These things are fun, and fun is good. - Dr Seuss
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Which one fits you better?
The I-phone,
Miss Aspiring contestant,
The woman with the big foul mouth,
Your nerd glasses,
The interested collectors,
lost souls in space and time,
Gods creation of woman* My rib cage hurts*,
Elders acting like kids or kids acting like elders
or you are the ERROR OF DAWN?
How do you know If you was conceived at Dawn?
My Confession Booth is open for suggestions.
The Red Pope of Qatar Living
Weird, I call wrong numbers and all I get is abuse from the other person, guess Im calling the wrong numbers.
Qatars best known Pirate - Yaarr!
it was sweet
If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.