Sense of Humour??
By CHOMOLONGMA •
A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “your sense of humour”.
A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “your sense of humour”.
A man was pulled over by a cop after a lengthy car chase. The cop asks the man why he ran away when he was only being pulled over for a bad tail light. The mam said his wife ran away with a cop and he was afrad she was being returned...
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds "Wife Wanted".
The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: "You can have mine."
***The biggest risk in life, is not taking one!***
ok...good one.