Sardarji!!!

Santa reported for his university final examination, which consists of “Yes/No” type questions. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing it, marking the answer sheet yes for heads and no for tails. Within half an hour he is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, he is seen desperately flipping the coin, muttering and sweating.

The moderator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on?

Santa replies, “I’m rechecking my answers and I don’t think I did very good.”
Seeing Santa Singh depressed one of his friends asks him.

“Oye why are you sad?”

To which Santa replies …“I lost Rs 300 in bet.” His friend ask hims…“How?”

Santa Singh says..“I bet on India for Rs 200…”But unfortunately India lost

His friend queries..“But you said Rs 300…”

Santa Singh answers…“I again bet for India for Rs 100 in the highlights of the match” After finishing his studies he goes to attend a interview.
Interviewer : How does a scooter run?
Santa : Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr………….
Interviewer shouts : Stop it!!
Santa : Dhhuurrrr dhupp dhupp dhupp dhupp……………
2nd interview:Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.

Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.

Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.

Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.

Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.

Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.

Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE.
Anyways do u know ms_office:
:If u give me the address i will find it sir.
Interviewer says ok fine u are selected as branch manager.From next day he gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits on
the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Srdr:"I've been
promoted as branch manager."
But still uska kismat kultha hai aur bada aadmi banjatha hai. one fine day he walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"

Sardarji replied, "Where else in New York can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks?"