::: SaRDaR Is BaCKk :::

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>Sardar: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
>Friend: Why?
>Sardar: Got upper berth.
>Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
>Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchnge in the lower berth.
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>A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
>After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
>You know why?
>Form said:
>'Fill Up In Capital.'.
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>Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.
>Why?
>Because his doctor advised him:
>'Today's dinner should be light !'
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>One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
>You know why?
>Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
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>Santa! Your daughter has died!
>Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
>At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
>At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
>At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
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>On a romantic date sardars girl friend asks him:
>'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
>He said:
>'Sure ! What's your phone number?'
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>Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
>What will come first, chicken or egg?
>O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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>A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
>All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
>He wrote:
>'Due To Rain, No Match!'
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>What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
>He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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>Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
>They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
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>Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
>Sardar: Drink quickly.
>Wife: Why?
>Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
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>Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
>Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
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>Sardar news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local
>sardars have so far found 500 >bodies and are still digging for more.
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>Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
>Man says 'Chin Yu Yan' and dies.
>Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words.
>It is 'You are standing on the oxygen tube!'
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>Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
>Wife: What you are doing?
>Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.