ROFL...don't miss this!

to think that we care? go fish d*@%head :P

master of his own imagination....

Third friendship mail I'm getting after i posted in this thread!

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Yes Thomas, I'm flirting with a 26-35 year old woman ! Some what near my moms age ..

I got better ones to flirt dood !!

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It would be great if you could log out soon so that i can carry on my work !

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Chill guys, both of you. Relax, this thread was supposed to be funny :(

I know this is none of my concern..but rms..are u flirting? :P :P O:-)

i do not blow my own trumpet.and i don't need to.coz i don't need anybody's certificate to tell me what i am.coz i know what i am.whatever i said,i was provoked to.

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

You are being vitriolic saggi ! If some one tells you to teach me accounts, that doesn't mean you are a tutor. neither I am ! You are always 'right' !

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i'm logging out of QL coz i have to get home.....and i posted this for the attention of all those individuals who would think i retreated in defeat when they do not see any more of my comments to the nonsense they post.good day to all!

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

You are an Engineer, you got good vocabulary, good grammar, you are studious, agreed agreed ! Enough of self praising.. Such a kid !

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Man..i'm not getting any work done at the office..this is like good fun! :D

PAJJU let's HIJACK this thread!!!!!

*yawn*...... the saga continues..... wonder who won in this so called debate...

saggi wished to get some laughs... but the post turned out something diff. :-)

then why did that individual ask you "enjoy teaching that brat a lesson she will never forget".....and i thought a Teacher/Tutor is one who teaches....am i wrong?

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

well maybe i am....especially when it comes to english grammar and spellings,i may be a cruel critic.and i do not deem myself guilty of any crime in being so.my vocabulary and my command over the language is a result of years of interested reading and study and therefore,is my asset in all respects.so there.

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

I'm not a tutor !

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LOL....time to login to e-bay and start searching :-P

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

You made fun of someone and if you say 'ROFL' it doesn't mean it is funny. And you itself mentioned that this is a real incident. I dunno how people can make fun of those illiterates ! you must be a real sadist !

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LOL....such reactions are only natural and quite understandable...all arising out of a varying degrees of insecurity and inferiority complexes.u think u can teach me a lesson?make sure you do your own homework on time before you set out to teach people lessons.

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

why do you think that your engineer friend will be interested in this lad who might be fooling around...? ;-)

good sir,kindly refer to the title of the thread.guess that must be indication enough that this thread was meant to be a light-hearted one.good heavens!i didn't realise that the numerals u have in your QL id referred to your IQ test score.

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

I have a friend in mind who might like be interested in a certain someone in this thread...he is an engineer too :D

Dear Ms. Svelte Saggy

Your RP is ready for renewal and we require you to furnish us with the original copies of your education certificates including your Phd in Astrophysics and Road building.

Best wishes

HR

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thalib01

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To: rMs_000

Subject: hey

Date: Sun, 15/11/2009 - 2:26pm

from where did this saggi girl emerge.... she thinks by just having a degree she is the queen of all...

enjoy teaching that brat a lesson she will never forget.

these qatar grown lads have no idea wat the world has in store,

I dunno why all of them hates you ! :)

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he is a very decent pervert dont worry about him he wont send anything nasty disgusting :P

When did i know that you where joking? There is a forumn category in QL called 'FUNNIES' at least you should have posted there so that i could tel my colleague to tickle me and laugh. But unfortunately you posted this in

* Qatar Living Lounge

And in the post, i can see some people are queering about BBA, Zoology etc and not engineering !!!

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From: rMs_000

Online(Block user)

To: svelte_saggi

Subject: ?!

Date: Sun, 15/11/2009 - 2:31pm

If you dont post in public, i can show you something. But assure me you dont !

:-o

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

if you are 'least bothered',then why are you even on this thread?and why on earth are you getting all worked up over something about which you are 'least bothered'?if you were indeed 'least bothered',you would have understood with your rocket scientist intelligence that this thread was posted only and ONLY with the intention of being a joke.

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

DOFL....don't mess with it....

Dancing on the floor lonely...

That practice is seen only in Middle East countries that they don't check the university name. May be for engineering they don't ask in general (I'm least bothered)

But for MBA or some degrees they ask,., like.. MBA from so and so university !

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then watch that movie... its full of inspiration... it would remind you of you childhood...:D

its soo boring day...

call me a nerd if you want to....yet i was no class topper myself.but i can very proudly say that whatever marks i have obtained till date,i have earned it honestly.NO,i do not copy during exams.it is against my principles.there are just a few things in my life in which i strictly stick on to principles....and cheating during exams is a complete NO-NO for me.

coming back to the topic...no body is going to ask for your university degree certificate to see if you got your degree from calicut or from connecticut!i am an engineer.....but when asked,i never say i am an engineer from so-and-so unversity....ppl would think i'm crazy!the same goes for any degree/diploma.

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

I cant see where i mentioned engineering is for sale on E-Bay ! Even all Andhan and Adangodans are getting that so called Engineering degree !!

'Good for nothing' ?? For those grammatical mistakes or spelling mistakes you called them good for nothing? Now you are acting like a child. grow up girl !!

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rezymalik: I dint watch that movie. :-)

saggi, Those universities which offer those degrees are not the same universities which offer degrees for the passed ones. You can identify it if you look at the certificates. Value of calicut university and brookes university are not the same. (just an example)

And about copying during exam, gal.. it is an art!! and I'm blessed with that. :-) Now dont temme you never copied during yer exams (You can disagree just for the debate sake) els, you must be a big time nerd !! ;P

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quit the betting and stay on topic before i shoot some one here.

and since when have engineering degrees started to go on auction on e-bay?that i should be worried that these good-for-nothings would usurp me of my education and good fortune.tsk!tsk!such a child!

and as far as losing my job is concerned,i have no fear.coz there is a huge difference in attitude towards life in general of a person who toiled hard to reach the summit and the person who chose to reach it by helicopter.i hope i don't have to elaborate any further.if it is beyond your understanding abilities,i shall,however.

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

ok rezymalick bet QR 10000 ? :)

you )(^(%&(^&(%^ i am very much multinational

Darude is paki... i bet!

snessy no, Da is a cool boy ,, he neva took seriously :)

Da proud to be Indian u lier :)

i took an engineering degree because of the first two reasons you asked....coz i was genuinely interested in taking an engineering degree and coz i was confident of career advancement,and also coz i was least interested in commerce right from the beginning.

IMHO,universities offering degrees/diplomas to individuals like those cannot be accepted....coz then what value is given to those hard-earned degrees by all those students who have worked hard for so long to reach where they are?it's just like u go to write a university exam after studying through several sleepless nights and the guy sitting next to you gets the 1st rank after copying all through the entire exam! (i've been through that!that's why i say so! x-( my blood boils when i think of that incident)

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

i think rms is much inspired by the movie...'taarey zameen pe'... :D

Did I say or suggest you were indian?

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India? you think i am indian lol

ok you are wrong then :D

Pajju - you know I am!

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Darude, don't take it so personally, I don't know enough about schools/colleges/unis in India to be serious about it! I think it's shocking about the heirachy in this country. Take it like the joke it was intended :-)

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u proud to be ? :P lol

rMs u mean like me ? :)

British passport or American passport DOESNT MATTER TO US.

you said it girl!!

Very true FS !

I personally know many millionaires who dint see the steps of school and speaks good English/Arabic or whatever!

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I don't need skills in Qatar, I have a british passport :-)

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and what are your engineering skill.

Bottonline is some people make more money than those who hold professional degrees:)

Or are you scared of the competition, if all those +2 failures and 10th Bass studies and take engineering degrees like you which effects the the current recession and may have a chance to lose your current job? ;-P

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I thought everyone in Qatar has the word "Engineer" in their job title ;-)

I'm a lady of engineering leisure :-)

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FS: lol .. nothing !

Saggi,

Why do you take an engineering course? You really need to know about all those engineering stuffs or to get a good job or your parents forced to?

If you ask me why i took my ACCA or B.com, i would say that to get a highly paid job than knowing all debits and credits !

So Answering your question, Yes i support universities giving out degrees and diploma certificates to school dropouts and failures. As i told you before, may be they understood the importance of studies at the later stage of their life (May be after 30 years) after working for a low paid jobs or they don't have a situation to study properly like you had in your school times with highly equipped PC's , reference etc?

So they don't have an other option or a second chance to correct their mistake which they done during their teenage?

C'mon saggi !!

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Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

you have the wrong person here.

@Thalib (I know him personally)

U phoolish..what do u mean..Thank God you don't have an Engineering Degree...wait till I see you in the evening!

Now I recall a very famous dialogue from a Malaylam(south indian) movie...

- "Evanu English grammar polum ariyilla...Englishil grammar illadae!"-

:D

that is precisely why i said that saying that one has done his/her MBA or whatever ordinary degree course has little/no value these days coz of all those 'open universities' that offer these courses.and it's not even mentioned in the degree certificate if the degree was obtained by attending gruelling classes or by just lounging in front of the PC in the comfort of one's home.

but tell me honestly....do you support universities giving out degrees and diploma certificates to school drop-outs and failures?

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

"mam can you REPLAY me please" :)

Yalla!

rMs. like what?? lol

its a pity that you think that every tom dick and harry wishes to be an engineer,,,,,

anyway, drop it, i have no business with wat you feel gud about,,,

yer Dad is a Doc? :o)

How come you are like this ? ;-P

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Thalib running away from them now ;)

Saggis... its the same for all degrees..with the umpteen number of pvt engg colleges in our country..

and how do we know if anyone really hold a degrees..no one is asking for the certificate here... even the employers...

Background check for employment don’t exist in most of the companies in this part of the world..

Its not he three letters that matters.. its the business school that issued the degree that matters more…

My dad was in the first batch of Indian Institute of Management in Bangalore… way back in mid 70’s..he was in his late 30’s at that time…he is Doc by profession.. nobody heard of such a degree those days..

at least you understood that it was intended to be a joke and not a thread to poke fun at the literary competencies of people....thank God!

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

hot girls would definitely not explain why you are in qatar?? does it? lol

Till completing my 10th grade, i dint bother to study..

May be those guys understood the importance of studies later. Why are you always taking the negative part of it?

And for your kind info, some open universities provide degrees/diploma's for +2 Fail and 10th 'Bass' !

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thalib01....ever heard of the story of the fox and the sour grapes?ROFL....it's okay,brother!as an engineer,i sure find it a lot more prestigious to be saying "I'm an Engineer" rather than anything else.

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

There were some very hot girls in that department thalib ;)

psychology eh?

I found all of it funny svelte.

you are just trying to have your way in everything... but that doesnot change the reality..

btw,, was never interested in being an engineer,, specially from India..... its like taking a Bachelor in Arts... ;-)

everybody seems to be commenting only on the quality of english here....didn't anybody notice some trolls who have queried if they can join the university in spite of being just "10th Bass" and "Fail +2"(for those of you who're wondering what "Fail +2" is,the bloke flunked in senior school and is looking for admission into university...duh!)

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

lol rMs, yalla forget about that 16 thing. Weekend over, I had to grow up again ;)

Don't you think you achieved a big qualification at the of 16 itself!

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what u tell people is quite logical...

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

rms_000...that's why i'm not in bangalore.

thalib01...i know getting an engineering seat wasn't easy in those days ;-)

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

Actually in Bangalore or Bengaluru, this saying is for software engineers, not many others around.

I have a Masters in International Business and an Engineering degree and a Masters in Psychology but I prefer telling everyone only about my MBA.

ye know something saggi,

If you throw a stone somewer in bnglre, either it ll hit a dog or an engineer !!

Thanks heaven I'm a chartered Accountant !! B-)

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that is one thing i experienced in bangalore first hand.... ROFL

thank god i have a Masters in Science instead of an Engineering degree..... ;-)

...but english is taught in college for 3 years during their degree,non?how the heck did they pass their exams with this level of grammar?either the examiners were bribed or they themselves cannot differentiate between right and wrong.

do not confuse between writng properly and speaking properly.a huge majority of people all over the world who write in perfect english have a problem in verbally expressing themselves in the same language.blame it on english not being their native language.that is understandable.but when they write something,care should be taken to take the grammar and spellings seriously.

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

this is a real life incident that happened a while ago...i was visiting a relative and a dor-to-door salesman turned up one morning and started his usual patter with my uncle.well one thing led to another and finally they both ended up in an argument of sorts.the sales guy says "look mister,i have a degree in business administration...and i know my job"...."young man,you are now talking to a person who has done his MBA in International Business.so don't teach me the rules of the game" quipped in my uncle.the sales guy left the scene in a fit of anger without saying anything more.after he'd gone,i asked my uncle,"as far as i know u never saw the gates of a university after u graduated.when did you do your MBA???" he grins at me and said,"how will he know that?"

till date,i keep wondering if all those people who claim to be MBA holders have actually done it...i mean,we have no proof do we?:-o blame it on all those cheap degrees available for purchase x-( thank heavens i have done my engineering degree....that's not available on e-bay :-P

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

In India,,,, most of these college level students does not necessarily have english as their first language.. those what you have mentioned are probably the ones who have learned to use internet recently and out of their villages in the "quest to zero in" on better prospective degrees.

How many of the other nationality doctors, engineers or Phd in Qatar have people come across who speak impeccable english...?

i believe they do offer degree courses in regional languages in some states but as far as i know,post graduate courses are offered only in english.but in all degree courses (other than professional courses like engg.,medicine,law and chartered accountancy),learning english as part of the curriculum is mandatory for all three years.

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

Ah yes - there are plenty of those 'Degrees R Us' establishments here in the UK too.........:)

'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'

Is it possible that some of these people studied in their mother tongue, rather than English ? Do Universities / colleges in India teach subjects in Hindi ?

perhaps more to the point, many people try and obtain "cheap" MBAs just to further their job prospects.

u see...even to obtain a degree,it is mandatory to know at least something beyond just joining a few alphabets and making a word.these people are talking of taking post graduate courses!and without even basic grammar and knowledge of simple spellings(and it's 'dumb' and not 'dump',and 'everybody' and not 'everbody' :-P),i don't think they should be even thinking of doing something of that sort.they should all be given copies of 'Wren & Martin'....

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

oh really?could you send me a copy too.... :-P

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car. ~ Garrison Keillor

I already have my MBA from M.I.T....

Madras Institute of Technology that is. It was posted to me earlier this year. :O)

everbody is not as fortunate as you are saggi....

It is dump assuming that everyone is good in English !

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PMSL at "I am interested to take admission in M.Sc. Geography through correspondence course. I have already copleted the B.Sc. in the year 1980"

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Yikes - bring back the 11+...............

'Up there for thinking....down there for dancing.'