The "Real Friend"
A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
...The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
i said i like old men it has nthng to do wth rich or poor ......
are you a young lady???but i am not a rich old man...
i like old men.... lols
lol... well i planned all ready... and i am on track ;)
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@ingeniero - are you dying? :P Quick! make a bucket list of how to live your remaining days :P ;)
i am an old man.. i want my last time in peace :)
Solitary man...lol, what just happened to me... ;)
and not everyone can eat shyte! :P
oppss.....what just happened there!
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ths is not fair cmon we are friends dont go away ... lols
lol... well i didn't knew.. u got that germs.. now i will keep distance from you.. lol
when did i started it was u who prompted me ....lols
thank you pager pappu.. now don't start again that homo thing.. else mod gonna delete this post also... :p
Eid Mubarak to you too
Eid Mubarak to you also
eid mubarik guys...
welcome pappu..eid mubarak...
thnks for refereshing.......lols