Real excuse notes written by parents!
These are real notes written by parents for school absence.
Spellings have been left intact.
1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today.
Please execute him.
2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot.
3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on
jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.
4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.
5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.
8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the shits.
12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.
13. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.
14. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.
15. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.
16. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.
Good Jokes Britey..
brilliant excuses.. LOL
Victoria where do you find so many 'Little Johnny' jokes?
very funnny* that's why spelling is so important! lol*
lol very good x
Little Johnny sees his Daddy's car passing the playground and going into the woods. Curious, he follows the car and sees Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing. Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his mother excitedly. "MOMMY, MOMMY, I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND..."
Mommy tells him to slow down, but that she wants to hear the story. So Johnny tells her. "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt, then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat, then Daddy..."
At this point, Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story. He describes the car into the woods, the undressing, laying down on the seat, and, "then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
Once got told by one parent that her son was off school because they 'had forgotten how to get to school' :-/
ROFL.....thanks for sharing, you changed my mood.
ha ha ha ha ha ha... very nice ones.
15 was real good
There is nothing more better than to have a good laugh. Thanks for sharing.
LOL
i guess administrating in no.4 means "menstruating."
by the way what is administrating in No.4 ?
:))) each and every single line is extremely hilarious!
The newspaper one was funny. Only if my parents were this gullible, I would have left a friday paper infront of the door often ;-)
Nice & useful information ;)
hahahahahahahahahhaha,,,nice
Please execute him :)
hahaha...ill share this...thanks..
13 is so typical :P
ROFL Britex! Where did you find this one...I will not stop laughing for a long time now.
HAHAHA. really good ones. Thanks for posting!
Thats a real classic! Loved No. 2 & 3.
Was a classic, cheers pal. :0)