Read the paragraph below...and try to understand the meaning.
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'Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their expedition being the procurement of a sample of fluid hydride of oxygen in a large vessel, the exact size of which was unspecified.
'One member of the team precipitously descended, sustaining severe damage to the upper cranial portion of his anatomical structure; subsequently, the second member of the team performed self-rotational translation, orientated in the same direction taken by the first team member.'
ANY GUESSES WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT???
next generation nursery rhyme !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
the reason Jill fell down after Jack is that he TOLD her to step where HE stepped...and darn if he didn't loosen that rock he tripped on..so hence, she fell also. Jack and his trot...well back home its called the runs, so no wonder he was running home!!! Jill would have taken care of him but she was still obviously at the bottom of the hill with a broken leg (notice she was NEVER mentioned again..only the dang guy!) And Jack must have been on Social medicine or he'd have had more than vinegar and brown paper on his head...would have been at least linen wrapped...
lol prince
I am also wondering if jack was hurt why would he do a caper beats me too
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
Now lets analyse some of these statements made
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
What the hell were they doing going up the hill to get water, water flows down the hill, they just need to collect it at the bottom!!!
Jack fell down and broke his crown
He we could surmise that 1) jack was drunk or 2) he had a limp and couldnt walk properly. Oh and as he was wearing a crown must have been a damn royal of some kind
And Jill came tumbling after
Typical woman always got to copy what a man does!!!! (sorry ladies)
Up Jack got and home did trot
Did Trot, now he thinks hes a BLO?DY horse, must have something to do with his fall
As faster as he could caper
Caper, what caper is he up to, thought this story smelt funny
He went to bed and bound his head
Now look here, where the hells Jill, she should be looking after her man, hes injured, needs some TLC
With vinegar and brown paper
I think he must have gone to some hospitals Ive been to as well....rocket science medical care
Sorry admins....its a dirty joke.....won't do it again.
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
This one belongs to the "vulgar" comedian: Andrew Dice Clay....
Jack and Jill Went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with $2.50
oh the whore....
Its a bit rude but don't blame me....
Stay safe all.
Perfection does not exist. The question therefore, is: what level of imperfection are we willing to settle for?
I was about to repeat the same daughter thing... But i know what they did there..
They just did self-rotational translation by jack, orientated in the same direction taken by jill.
..**.. ""They walk among us. They vote & they even reproduce"" ..**..
Jack and Jill ....... Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.
Up got Jack, and home did trot
As fast as he could caper
He went to bed and bound his head
With vinegar and brown paper.
that's why the other guy above guessed it's about sex..
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You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
Albert Camus
Jack & jill went up the hill
to fetch a pail of water
we dont know what they did
but came down with a daughter
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
what is the new version?
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You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
Albert Camus
Jack and Jill went up the hill
to get a pail of water
Jack fell down and broke his crown
and Jill came tumbling after
lalalalalala...
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You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
Albert Camus
wowwwwwwwww u r right
but do u know the new version of jack & jill
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
Jack and Jill
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You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.
Albert Camus
lol rayys but wrong answer i already gave a hint its a well known nursery rhyme
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
Sexual intercourse! LOL
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It's a nursery rhyme
I would rather have one rose and a kind word from a friend while I'm here
Than a whole truck load when I'm gone
I guess when your brain is effected and that too the upper part... u act like them.
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