Quotes of the day

I called the restaurant and I asked them if they take orders, when they said they do, I told them 'run outside naked!' -

Will see if Take Away will really do that.... ;p

Captiancio

which one of my 2 u think is nice one ;p

thx

here's one for ya>>>>When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous -

Mods... Please don't hijack my thread.. LOL :P

Strom: Excuse me, can you please tell me where are the men's washrooms here.. :P

Mimi..LOLLL ..that was nice one

Fea

I love your's!!!!!

enough said.

since we have both kind of drivers here....

here is my quote of the day that should suit ya CL

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin -

oh and this one >>>After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF ! - annoymous

sale was in clasifieds ?????

lol Mr.MOD...I think it was a good socio-economic deal.

Wow, Mods, can I buy some?

North face jackets on sale. So many... lol (:

You missed the sale. We purchased it all (: [Mods]

"Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over."

"People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege."

"Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got LOST :-), and is too stubborn to ask for directions"

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

"common sense has left the building and is dancing somewhere else".

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go”

Yeah I like ur posts too. (: good and different ones.

"if i'm not back in 5 mins. wait longer" Ace Ventura

its okay ... btw i thought u like any of my quote :-P

Sorry strom it was a wrong number lol..its edited now. (:

Thanks aiwa. (:

Rizks I really loved the one with princess and queen. (:

Good one AGmist. (:

Wonderful quote, Silvermist6 :) TFS

hahahah good one LLR .. but what that other thankyou is for ?/

“I have held many things in my hands and I have lost them all. But whatever I have placed in God’s hands, that I still possess.” ~

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

Dare to dream, destiny is not predetermined

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

@rizk ... because their is only one queen ... so princess remains princess.... till queen:-) .... this is later episode of ur quote ... wen it comes to reality :-)

All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips...

"To err is human, to forgive Divine"

LOL, in the same vein, 'Just Do It!' ~ Nike

Good one, Landloverreview :)

ROFL, timebandit, I DON'T remember that episode :P

'Trust is like a paper, once its crumpled - it cant be perfect'

'A man who treats his women like a princess is a proof tat he has been born and raised in the arms of a Queen'...:)

'Marriage is a workshop, where husband works and wife shops'...:)

"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."

I'm pretty sure I have a defective iphone 5, I keep pressing the home button and I'm still at work.

lol (:

bow!

“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”

'A Mint with a Hole' - POLO ! :)

'Samsung S3' - made for humans....lols

as if other brands are made for animals...:)

"Have a break bone, Have a KitKat" - KitKat

"I'm Loving it" - Mc Donalds

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lana Turner

Strom...

"Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker"

Fea_Sad

That's Snexy's Signature line

Good ones, everyone :)

"When I am not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded." ~ Mind.

Don't mix my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU

"When you feel that nobody loves you, that nobody cares, when all you can do is cry and walk away because everyone is against you, then you are the weakest link. Goodbye! "

"I'm an idealist. I don't know where I'm going, but I'm on my way"

''Its a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information'' Oscar Wilde

Lol Khanan. (:

"I didn't say I want a divorce because she has buck teeth... I said she was F*#%ing Goofy." Micky Mouse in his Divorce case against Mini Mouse because of infidelities between Mini Mouse and Goofy.

Captain_Lost :)

" When the Axe entered forest, the trees said,The handle is one ou us! "

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

:P

"Raisin cookies , that look like choclate chip cookies are the main reason , i have trust issues "

happy weekend

Oh sorry, forgot to mention 'source'. "Speechless", by Anonymous. :)

a)a Jealous women does a better research then the FBI...:)

b) Life was much easier when Apple and Blackbeery were just Fruits...:)

lol

I was just reading a funny 1L.

"Eve is the only women ever really tempted by an apple"

Have nice weekend. (:

xxxx...and the whole world goes blind...what is it?

TB... Hope doesn't cost you too much O_O

I had a quote for a new bathroom this morning

LOL.... Whatta quote, Aiwa

" Speechless" .. by whom?

:D Hahahaha

"Speechless".

"Have a great weekend too!"