QL Talent Show

...........Where is SMOKE......still smoking!

Well so far melting men sounds interesting, but as yet not a great first audition for most of you. I would have to say you are not ready yet. But please come back tomorrow and have another go.

My talent is not to understand a thing in first time , almost i get the thing after thinking like a philospher after a looooong time :P

Debra Norville and Linda Yu (in the 80's) to name a few, and I'm working on Nancy Pelosi..I've attended a few fund raisers she was at and she definately likes the big bull- That much is clear, we always exchange pleasantries..We will see where it goes..

vow u r genius :D

hahahahaha nice one :D

I dont know what you mean by talent?

I love food and enjoy good food AOC (at others cost) ;D

Have a nice and great weekend!

Uk... 7 points for you.. 10 points if you could be proud of your talent :P

Its useful to kill time at work, bashing and making fun of people .. oh and sometimes getting useful info :P

I am QL addict. :( not a talent to be proud of.

Now where is Simon I mean Timebandit?

your points are still balance to be displayed for my talent after that i can give my critics :)

It was partially visible in China, Philippines, Korea and some western part of the world on 20th and 21st of May.

it was only on Mars today... :)

Ghazalz, I will do a hair cut, clean shave, and wear blue shirt with grey pant, Hope will look younger then.. :)

didn't find it on the net.

is it visible for us too?

I heard it was a solar eclipse today, that's why atmosphere is slightly pale and temperature dropped down a little.

u can shake ur leaf long ears too foofy!

weather seem to b only good in QL snessy, the moment i woke up in the morning i saw my table glass covered in a layer of dust then ended up cleaning the whole house with detol & other stuff to keep it clean & im tired now :((

weather no good this part of world :( :(

Thanks TB, you're full of lots of information - who needs google :-)

Pink Paw: You'd love it here today, the weather is glorious...

'shake a leg'...only the leg ? :(

how boring.

yay u Snessy! oh wish i could come too :D

What is Baila?

FathimaH/Pink Paw: It's all good, I've found out about another talent I have...I've just been playing football in the garden with my son...in flip flops! Yay me!!!

ha ha fathi! i guess i must must invite you to one of our family functions where there are pianos+drums+ accordions+guitars+maracas+this+that+&++++++ everything u can name it! now thats what i call B-A-I-L-A!!! ha ha!

i did the bridal jacket work & the flower girls items at my brothers wedding :D he's just extra special to me :)

i used to take this ballroom dancing class, it was fun i must say i learnt to do it then not the full thing as i always look at my feet instead of my partners face & the moment i look at the partners face is the time where the whole class has to repeat the lesson as I have trampled my partners leg! lol

Gaining QL points is Talent ?

Tinkers..thats reality.. look at your sketch that you said was me when i said "hi" to you..

She sure has =( But look on the bright side,at least she can't dance! But y'know I think she's been modest. Ain't no Lankan who can't shake a leg specially for a baila!

oh snessy...........we are born for a purpose.....no one or nothing is really useless in this world! everything or every one have their own purposes, its just the matter of finding it babe!! :)

tinker.. don't try to fool people now.. drawing stickman is not sketching or painting :P

Pink Paw has made the rest of us look useless :-(

wow this is getting interesting now!! its nice to see people with common interests :D

ingeniero, I would take the challenge happily, but unfortunately you are over aged :P

One woman...many talents..wowwwy!

Awwwww.. Pinkpaw .. i know you're happy being with US, this is so cute ...LOL :P

10 more points and a trip to England to dance for the Queen :p

Now its time that Captain & Smoke tell us about their talents! We should know that how talented our judges are!!

and where is the third judge? Ran away?

dear CL! thnjuberrymutt!

i don't even wish to go there...even in my dreams :)

I'am happy where I'am & who I'm with :)

Ghazalz, What i am in the group? can you do that? Challenge!! :p

Pinkpaw.. you're the chief

You mentioned 10 things that you do... 10 points .. but you're not going to England with those :P

Smoke and Captain Lost give her 100/10 :D

I write, cook, paint, sew, craft, sing & play, design, do some handy work sometimes at home, do my own makeup......lemme ccccc.................what else........? i do almost everything except for dancing.....&......aaaaarrrrr............i think that's all i remember for now! :D

have only unproductive labors and NO talent......

all talented people are migrated to MARS....

If you don't believe check....what all these guys and girls playing here ;D

continue having fun

No snessy, for that reason I force them to head down :D

CL: that tongue roll is just for your eyes, sssshhhh :-P

Ghazalz: do you bore them to sleep? LOL :-)

Shachi.. 9 points for that.. 10 points if you can win over him all that times :D

Ghazalz.. 10 points to that.. you can be a good teacher or a politician :D

I can make a group of 50-55 people calm and quiet for more than 30 minutes...would it also be counted as a talent?

Win over my Husband most of the times! :D :D

Princess.. you get 10 points for the circus.. errr.. i mean talent ..LOL :D

Snexy...you look so hot when you do that :P

Talking of tongues, I can roll mine...

This thread is outta hand!

Clearly QL is filled with talentless people... I have a real one - i can lick my nose with my tongue and i can fold my tongue in half and keep it like that for about 10 seconds ;)

How about the judges.... why dont we hear about YOUR talents?!

PP gets 4 points...not useful talent :P

Fea sad gets 10 points..just coz we share the same talent :P

talent of sleeping whole day long :P

talent of making two good frnds apart :P

mmmm....m a gud listener.....so i ll listen to u all..:))

Snessy please post after 5 comments...we dont want you falling for his talent now.

LOL PG, you think very highly of yourself - you're lucky girls like a man with such confidence :-)

Thanks Smoke. This talent comes in handy in many situations.

- Female suicide bombers

- Shameless women who want things on the go

- Hard working milfs who can't get enough but don't wanna cheat

etc...

PG.. 5 points from 5 meter radius !!

Peter thats disgustingly awesome 8 points..very useful talent when wanting to disarm a female suicide bomber!

I can make the opposite sex get an orgasm if I am in a 5 meter radius just by concentrating.

The higher state of being.

Wow Brit, that's cool but can you fit your fist in your mouth? Cat Deeley can...

Brit.. yukk!!! 7 points to that.. don't lick the Queen's eyebrow..

Useful talent for makeup freaks !!

Yay! I have a talent now :-)

I want to perform before the Queen , but my talent is tat I can lick my eyebrows with my tongue. :0(

Damse: YUK!

Snessy - 9 points for flirt talent that too she does it with one eye! *standing applause*

Snexy .. being so hot and saying "i have no talent" in such a cute way !! .. Seduction = Your talent .. 10 points for that

Is flirting a talent? I reckon I could score quite highly with that one :-P

yeh i can change him a vagabond cloud............

snessy - 2 points for not having any talent.

I have no talent :-(

Marco- something slimey! my phlegm! I dont want to spit anywhere! yikes! LoL

add 10 points to damsel for making marco curious :P

dscpnd - u get 8 points..10 points if you can smoke, drive slow on fast lane, call your boss on the phone, read the newspaper AND eat a subway sandwich at the same time.

10 points for you dscpnd .. 10 points !!!

Useful talent to increase number of accidents in doha !!

The gal can swallow! Omg! When was the last time you dated a gal who could actually SWALLO!

Which’s even much better than licking! She should get 20 points. 10 for being frustrated the other 10 for swallowing. umm how exactly you can swallow and what is it that you swallow? Morbid curiosity activated! :D

thanks but i can change ladies in ash ............;)

I can Smoke , and Drive Slow on the Fast lane ignoring the Land Cruiser Honking Sounds ... I definitely desire 10 point For that :D (^▿^)

Lawa... 1 point.. smoke is already smoke.. change him to something else

Lawa 4 points...useless talent :P

me lawa can change you in smoke that's my talent............LOL

Damsel..10 points...very very useful talent :P

Ok damsel.. you get 10 points for being frustrated :D

Smoky.. yeah i know, thats y i gave her the ultimate "challenge" to get 10 points.. :P

I’m so Ho Ho Ho Hooot! Weather news suspects I’m the reason the polar ice caps keep melting!

Smoke- licking is not my talent, so you can have your 10 points back, but i can swallow! Now, can i have my 10 points back again? (ok, this sounds not good)

seriously, i can't think of any talent that i have, i can't dance, i cant sing, i cant draw... and i think I was asleep when God showered all the talents on earth. :(

now, I am frustrated! (LoL)

Captain must i remind you we are no ordinary men..we are already HOT...women melt just thinking about us.

damsel.. define "melting" .. and then you can try melting us to get 10 points.. :P

Bonus prize - Marco gets a role in the new Avengers movie..he debuts as LickMan!

Lick Me All Over. Over here. Over there. Everywhere. No, not that kind of lick! O_o!

C,mon dohaguy32 I’m only ordinary mortal of Adam with extraordinary powers of the immortal Gods!

Oh wait! Did I tell you about my “ fire breathing and Walking on water” talent? No?

Every one's hidden talent will come out...

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damsel - i'll give you 10 points if you can lick him off the floor after he melts.

I can melt a man by just staring at him! How much points do i get for that?

Marco - 9 points.. coz u cant drive :P

MarcoNandoz-01,,

i think u r not illegible for this contest , this is for normal humans .....

Marco- 9.5 points..lying is a great talent...also useful in marriage and politics :D

I won a male beauty pageant 6 times!

I climbed the 'Indies' mountains hopping on one foot

I killed a Dino, swam with the Mermaids flew with the Eagles fought with the Vikings worshiped like a true shining star. By the power of Ra!

Whatever you say smoke.. 8 points for martian :P

Sajmarhab.. 8 points.. good for swimming in case of floods.. try to hold it for 10 minutes to get 10 points

if he ll hold for 60 seconds then who will hold him ?????point will definitely not ..!!!!

Sajmarhab - 8 points - 10 if you can hold for 60 seconds...very useful in elevators when someone farts.

I can hold my breath, almost 30 seconds,...

do I get a 10 points

please...

Captain the dp is a very bright picture of a sun..we will all have to close our eyes if we look directly at the picture. Please reconsider points :P

Shisha.. yes thats counted.. and you get 10 points for that talent.. BUT, you'll have to invite all the judges and cook for us something .. and we'll make our final decision to send you England .. :D

dohaguy32.. thats a great thing to do, but i wont call it talent..its an exercise .. 9 points to that :D

hahaha.. ikr!

noooooo!!!! T_T

martian - 10 points...very useful in marriage u must teach me this.

Shisha- 9 points please contact fathima

dohaguy32 - 10 points...very useful talent when i lose one leg!

Nope.. you get 5 ... your dp shows your eyes closed not your ears.. LIAR !!! :P

i can sit and stand again using my one leg , how many can do , just try near ur office table now ,,,

Cooking ...is that counted for this competition?

my talent is to literally shut my ears.. :D and the pinna just stays tucked. :D do i get a 10?????

dohaguy32.. makes sense... 8 points for him.. coz we are displaying/showing People's talents here.. so yeah the title "QL talent show" is right in a way :P

10 points to dohaguy32 coz he has a point :P however being a forum we cant really see or we have to just play along.

well let me correct u "SMOKE" tile is talent show , and every one is just telling about his/her talent , no one is showing and still getting marks....................coz

Okies .. you're right smokey.. lets just stick to the real life talents..

Well i don't have hijacking skills :(

CL i think we'd run into the same talents over and over again..that would be boring :(

correct your statement!! Do you need all your pictures? Captain will hand it over to you this weekend ;)

How about we talk about "QL" Talents only.. i mean your talents that you can show or have shown on this website so far.. Like one of the QL talent could be "highjacking a thread" etc.

Tinker that was a long time ago...we have to see if you have learnt any new moves :P

Ingen please dont tell everyone that i caught you red handed there, we agreed to keep this between us :P

Ok no bashing on Judges, we respect their decisions :)

Captain_Lost, Thanks and Hats off, now this is what we call a true and and unbiased judge!

Smokie, Give me 10 on 10, or i will tell everyone, what happened to you when you went to Doha jadeed :p

lets not get all dramatic here now...Judges decision is final...Tinker you move on to the next round where you will have to dance and show us some of your moves.

tinker.. 6.5 ponts for you now.. for questioning and challenging my unbiased judgments :P

Tinker.. 9 points for you, dancing gives you better health, beautfiul body and a smiling face

Fatima.. 9 points for you, writing is good ..but not very healthy.. 9 QL points will be credited to your account within 12 hours.. :P

BG.. -10 points.. for trying to cheat in this competition :P

Ing... 10 points for you .. 10

Glad you think so...but will stick to only writing for now.

Ingeniero - you get 2 points, as a pathan you should know better than to come between two guys when they are on heat...its for your own safety. We do not promote reckless talents here..this is a family site :P

Fathima - 10 points for your talent on and off QL, have you also considered taking up cooking as a talent? just a suggestion :P

What about me? You S***** guys :(

I use it every now and then. Oh and I have earned from it to. Copy writing etc. I think that's a talent Alhamdulillah.

Well on serious note, i can persuade two guys to stop fighting and become friends,

Tinker - 8 points..i've seen her bust a move...she makes every one else dance as well. :P

Aakri Babu - 15 points for being delusional!

What kind of dancing you are into .. Miss tinkerbell10??

I can lift 500 grams weight up to 2 meters height :)

10 points to everyone...they can actually shut up for more then 5 mins on QL!!

Oh come on now... hurry up.. we ain't got all day to explore your talents.. Now tell us what it is :P

ingeni whats your special talent?

OK ;o)

Yes thats fine i think. First contestant please comment soon :P

Ok.. Im in ... Shall we give them points from 1-10 ? :D