QL Report
As usual will start from QL owner.
Qatari is busy out cursing Ahmad for not finishing site Upgrade on time.
Ahmad is lost to do house work or Office work or upgrade QL.
Scarlett has lost count of cookies she made.
Xena is busy out in Qatar street for her next event.
Chocoholic is ready to GO TO Divorce fair in Italy.
WK is sitting thinking how to know next 4years of QL by rubbing his balls.
jassKat the QL hippo is busy skiing in Seattle she broke her hips.
UkEng is still trying to find ways how to harvest his bald head.
KellyHeroes is busy in Bangkok taking shower every 4hours.
Olive is busy hunting Scorpions in her bedroom on Bali.
Dracula is all lost confused so much new blood on QL where to start from
Flanostu is still worried he shifted and there is no single female in his neighborhood
Nomerci is digging out worms in her beautiful flower garden.
Tcom is sad because is Iphone is locked.
NIghtwalker77 is sitting in nextroom whining how cold her room is.
Khawaga is thinking how to Hang to get more height.
Pajju is still drunk he is snoring loud in his office.
Rizks thinking about how to hijack next topic
Khanan is waiting for more party invitations from females.
Oryx is plannning where to go for sheesha this week.
Arien ah arein is trying to stay away from QL.
FS is yelling at QL admin when will they get QL back to normal so she starts BUGGING me with her pervy Pms.
flor1212 is busy thinking who to fight with next
Snowyowl oh man so many pets when will i rest.
brady ann koks is confused which forum to stick to.
spongeboob is worried about his head to turn it or not.
And me lost in QL and Qlers.
from which side :P
That's
"Hora"
Draccy is a little shy....
why you never showed me Hora.
Ask Draccy, he knows...who knows, maybe if you are lucky he will even show you...;)
what in the hell is hora.
"confused what to drink...champagne or milk"
This is the weirdo-worst case in QL!
Damn..I cant answer.
Darude? Can you?
:P
better go get under a camel and suck all the milk you want
No, no striptease, I want the Hora !
I somehow knew you would. ;)
if he does striptease then will make him double one :P
YESMERCI!
Iwill fulfill your expectations!!!!
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(no worms and silver bullets, please)
Make it Tzuika, and he will be dancing for us! ;)
will mix them with red wine and then make drac drink it
you scared of silver bullet.
Da, even the fish hate those stinky worms.
Naa, he is scared. I can smell his fear...:0
(He knows I have a silver bullet )
not scared
he is allergic to green blood of worms.
yes yes yes plz
i need them for fishing :D
Wallah, Draccy is scared! lol
Da, although I know you can handle worms very well, I did it all by myself this time.
Buckets full! You want some?
your bones are not meant for you.
They are meant to be broken and fixed by docs only.
fulfill your expectations too?...No, merci!
welcome
are you done. or do you need my help to sniff them out for you :D
Ummm, Da? I'm not done using my bones yet!
Draccy, will you fulfill my expectations too? Hurry up, or I may lose my patience ;)
will save you for few more weeks only and then you will be alone he he he :D
and Chocoholic no matter how protected they are my are will still crack them YOU BET?
Dracula you need to have mercy on Khawaga for me her bones are for me :D
Jaryz I"m still kind of new but from what I've seen so far, I shouldn't set my standards too high :D
I will be watching for dracula's engaging strategies and tactics!
Dracula: was there ever any doubt???
Amazing...Khawaga is still alive!!!!
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Try a stronger rope next time...:)
Ok, now clean your neck and let me welcome you ! :)
Chocolate saves the day!
am just one of the regular QLer's but still not a member of the famous QLSG, May I know what is your expectation from the pioneers of QL?????? just curiouzzzzzzz my dear :)
DaRuDe, did you notice my id? I eat a lottttt of chocolate.
My ribs are very well-protected, lol
Then let me welcome you with a nice hug.
make sure you got strong ribs i dont like hearing sounds of bones cracking.
Yeah Dracula I'm a new member. You guys need to fulfill my expecations.
these reports are based on fictions and with resembles to no one else...:)
Yeahh..a lot of new members with fresh blood!
New members represent an important group in qatarliving.com for two reasons:
1) Their first year on QL is the best opportunity to lay the foundation for long-term loyalty
2) The year that most members are likely to leave because the passive members will have a perception of little value.
So as seniors QL members we need to develop a range of engaging strategies and tactics to ensure that their expectations are fulfilled, otherwise we might loose them and I'll loose my blood too!
a busy girl.... was out on the street this morning... .had to pick up a stray that had been hit by a car:'-(
i saw you were coming to the dog thing on Friday and when i reached there i didnt find you there and stayed there till 8pm.
Darude u were supposed to come to my place what happened
Not you, get me someone else but certainly not you :P
WK sorry don't have a HAZMAT suit or enough bleach for that cleaning job. Ill leave it to Darude, he is rusty enough it won't bother him.
Darude - is busy thinking what to report as he's already ran out of topic to post. LOL!
if it got damaged you can visit Hamad hospital to ask for replacement. lol
don't worry WK, Darude is soft like lady.
Darude: current tea boy is worthless, doesn't work just sits around and eats. Sigh.
It is too precious to take risks with it :P
dont be scared will be few scratches only.
Oh hell no.. I don't want your rough hands touching me, I need someone softer :D
no problem with me if he allows me to use the steel brush to clean the rust.
the teaboy you have right now you can ask him to make you some coffee.
Da are you volunteering to be WK's cleaner??
i think you need to clean the rust
I better fire that tea boy, he is slacking on his job.
My balls seem to have lost their power, I am rubbing them but can't see anything :(
Any girl want to lend a helping hand :)))
you meet Khanan last night for coffee at 2am with out informing me
damn meanie.
DA..I blocked you bcos of your nasty PMs... am at eternal peace now..
Khanan it was really nice to see you yest without Da around...lol
nice editing
http://www.qatarliving.com/node/940396
keep waiting for the tea boy i sent him out to market for shopping :D
:(
yes it is too cold and my tea boy seems to have run off so no hot tea to warm me up
lol Da , Well observed.
Not staying away , on reading mode. :)
there is an escape route in case if the invitation is from 'females'....
lol khawaga, good luck!
Ugh! I totally dropped the ball on the flash mob! Actually, only about 4 people were interested and that's not exactly a "mob" per se...
DaRuDe: I think YOU will have to wear the heels to reach me, my friend. What size do you wear? I'll find you a pair.
these are the usual suspects of QL. Also known as the GROUP
Damn...I was so interested in...
lost her strings at laundry so there were no mod flash :P
Your report is missing Khawaga's Mob flash?
whats a cowgirl doing in iceland. trying to dig more volcanoes for ash to see whats more hot the lava or YOU.
Da I'm in Iceland now
better be scanned or i will have to be harsh with him next time i see him
Khanan is going through the SCAN... wont show at any event for an unspecified time.
still in texas you cowgirl.
DaRuDe you forgot me too :(
but i m not...coz m not frequent user, time to time just~
make it 4 or 6 can you reach me :D
Da: I figured it out. I have a pair of 4-inch heels.
there are alot others will which come next hitting me :D
me..............