Pick-Up Lines!
I think pick-up lines are magical little instances of human (mainly male) stupidity...having said that i also believe they are hilarious and if used correctly might actually be charming.
Ladies and gentelmen, please post any and all pick-up lines you've heard (or used) over the years!
I'll start:
You must be a parking ticket cause you've got fine written all over you...
Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes.
Are your parents retarded? 'cuz DANG your special!
I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Guadalupe?
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
I like your pants, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor.
Nice ass....LoL ok lame but if the chic is desperate enough it might work :-)
War...War never changes...
"Do you believe in love at first sight .......let me just walk past you again".
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"Every adult of sound mind, should be able to choose to do whatever they want, as long as they cause no harm to others".
If you were homework, I'd be doing you right here on my desk!
How about some bedroom gymnastics?
is that a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants...
High 5 man!!! That was a good 1!!! I cant stop laughin!!!
Bend over so I can see if I know you? LOL
The Venezuelan Sensation!!!
those clothes would look really good on my bedroom floor hahaha
aren't you getting tired? because you are constantly running in my head...ewwww!
You shouldn't wear makeup. It's messing with perfection/....