Pastor Sells 'Holy Pens' That Make Students Pass Their Exams

britexpat
By britexpat

 

 

OK.. I fell for Rizks selling his Holy Karak Chai, but this takes some beating …

 

A Zimbabwean pastor has reportedly convinced his congregants his holy pens can make students pass their exams - and the more you pay for one, the better grades you'll get.

Prophet Sham Hungwe of House of Grace International Church in Harare is selling the pens, which cost from $1 up to $20.

According to News24Zim, the prophet told his congregation those sitting exams only needed faith and one of the special pens to pass.

"They are anointed and I declare passes when your children sit for exams. They are said to work for anyone who is sitting for any test," he said.

According to Nigerian Watch, one parishioner testified: "My son is not very bright and I think this will help him. With the knowledge he has acquired and this pen from the man of God, I think it is going to work."

By acchabaccha• 3 Nov 2015 11:55
acchabaccha

Brit: Many people would fall into the traps of these "holy men" as the Bank Drafts have been printed by professionals and look very close to genuine ones. It was only when the bank pointed out the differences that I got to realize it was a fake. Even the "holy crooks" have become "professionals" in their games!

By Molten Metal• 3 Nov 2015 11:40
Molten Metal

Smoke .......... I may need one for my boss ...... Is the piece in it's original packing ? .......

By Molten Metal• 3 Nov 2015 11:40
Molten Metal

Smoke .......... I may need one for my boss ...... Is the piece in it's original packing ? .......

By Molten Metal• 3 Nov 2015 11:36
Molten Metal

Brit, He gives a shoulder on rent to cry .......... so people may be using his services ........

By Molten Metal• 3 Nov 2015 11:36
Molten Metal

Brit, He gives a shoulder on rent to cry .......... so people may be using his services ........

By smoke• 3 Nov 2015 11:31
Rating: 4/5
smoke

I have a few pens for sale...works only on your cheque books...pen is free in exchange for cheque..higher the amount more blessings you will have.

By Molten Metal• 3 Nov 2015 11:29
Rating: 4/5
Molten Metal

Yea, Selling at 1 - 20 Dollars a piece is quite cheap considering the soul-purity of the Pastor who has reached up to a certain level ........ where a student can get better marks ............. with his divine touch .............

By Molten Metal• 3 Nov 2015 11:29
Rating: 4/5
Molten Metal

Yea, Selling at 1 - 20 Dollars a piece is quite cheap considering the soul-purity of the Pastor who has reached up to a certain level ........ where a student can get better marks ............. with his divine touch .............

By smoke• 3 Nov 2015 11:28
Rating: 4/5
smoke

@MM good example... i hope this man doesnt get caught with Sana, Sara and Sunita together at some mall...coz then he will be touched with their sandals :P

By britexpat• 3 Nov 2015 11:20
britexpat

I'm amazed that people are so readily taken in.. It's like the guy who constantly posts on QL for helping you get your lover or putting a spell on someone.

By Molten Metal• 3 Nov 2015 11:16
Rating: 4/5
Molten Metal

But the touch of different personalities do have positive or negative effects as per their real inside soul status ... if the soul is pure you will get the benefit ......... the energy would travel from higher to lower intensity side .......... there is no doubt about it.

One example ....... You are about to go out of your home & tell your wife ........ Sana / Sara / Sunita , I am going to office ...... . ... and Sunita just looks at you ..... says nothing ....... How would you feel ? ........ in the 2nd example Sana ........ looks at you but says okay take care { only } .... we have this 3rd wife Sarah ..... she gets up .... walks up to you .... hugs you, gives smile & says two - three sweet nothings ..... So now which man would say that touch does not work ?

By Molten Metal• 3 Nov 2015 11:16
Rating: 4/5
Molten Metal

But the touch of different personalities do have positive or negative effects as per their real inside soul status ... if the soul is pure you will get the benefit ......... the energy would travel from higher to lower intensity side .......... there is no doubt about it.

One example ....... You are about to go out of your home & tell your wife ........ Sana / Sara / Sunita , I am going to office ...... . ... and Sunita just looks at you ..... says nothing ....... How would you feel ? ........ in the 2nd example Sana ........ looks at you but says okay take care { only } .... we have this 3rd wife Sarah ..... she gets up .... walks up to you .... hugs you, gives smile & says two - three sweet nothings ..... So now which man would say that touch does not work ?

By acchabaccha• 3 Nov 2015 10:32
Rating: 5/5
acchabaccha

I have come across many such "pastors" over the past several years. These "holy men" or the guiders "of the flock" are now also involved in running scams over the internet trying to cheat people out of their hard-earned money. They carry the title of "Reverend" before their names. They state that they are "holy men" and cannot tell lies or cheat people. I have always asked them for their official ID cards which they have always provided me with. Some of them have also sent me their photographs while they are preaching at their church. They then ask for money to be sent to them through Western Union that would allow them to dispatch a Bank Draft drawn in my favor or an ATM card. Both the Bank Draft or the ATM card are in thousands of dollars and sometimes in millions. I "play" with these "Reverend Fathers" and ask them to send me a scanned copy of the Bank Draft or the ATM card. They readily send me one to satisfy me and make me believe that everything was "genuine!" True to their word, the Bank Drafts and the ATM cards are in my name. I have several of them in the system. ALL of them are fakes. The first scanned copy of a Bank Draft I had received was drawn on Barclays Bank, UK. It looked very much genuine to me. However, I sent it over to Barclays Bank for confirmation on its genuineness. They came back and advised me that it was a fake. They also pointed out to me the reasons why it was a fake. The game goes on almots every week. I enjoy playing around with these "holy men" and the "men of God" as they proudly call themselves!

Wild Turkey are you listening?

By smoke• 3 Nov 2015 10:21
smoke

Using religion to do business as usual.

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