ONE FOR THE LADIES! Men (do not take this too much to heart)

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free.Â Â Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage,Â Â Â Â
WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.Â Â Â Â

Â 1. Men areÂ like ...LaxativesÂ ...... TheyÂ irritate the crap out of you.Â Â
2. Men are like.Bananas .......Â The older they get, the less firm theyÂ are.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
3. Men are likeÂ ......Weather .Â Nothing can be done to change them.Â Â Â Â Â
4. Men are like .BlendersÂ You need One, but you're not quite sure why.Â Â Â
5. Men are likeÂ .....Chocolate BarsÂ .... Sweet, smooth, & they usuallyÂ head right for your hips.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
6. MenÂ are like ....CommercialsÂ ....... You can't believe a word theyÂ say.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
7. Men are like DepartmentÂ Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. MenÂ are like ......Government BondsÂ .... They take soooooooo long toÂ mature.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
9. Men are likeÂ .....Mascara . They usuallyÂ run at the first sign of emotion.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
10. Men are like .Popcorn ..... They satisfyÂ you, but only for a littleÂ while.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
11. Men are like SnowstormsÂ .... You never know when they're coming, howÂ many inches you'll get or how longÂ it will last.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
12. Men are like ........Lava LampsÂ .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
13. Men are like Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken,Â the restÂ are handicapped.Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
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By airliner• 27 Jul 2006 18:11

Great ideas need landing gears as well as wings.

Hi e46M3

Its not an airbus but its a new version of stealth Bomber newly introduced in commercial airliens.

So BEWARE :)

By airliner• 27 Jul 2006 18:02

Great ideas need landing gears as well as wings.

So atleast u accept that men r cool :)

Nice to hear that. Bcas what i guess normallt this forum seems to be anti men.

By anonymous• 27 Jul 2006 15:56

You are 485 cat.

By Qatarcat• 27 Jul 2006 15:55

I have no clue what number I am at

By dohagirl• 27 Jul 2006 15:54

Your still only at 81 Sandra, I'm at 901. And Qatarcat is on Yahoo making fun of my argument with scmasse. :D

By anonymous• 27 Jul 2006 15:52

lol, naaaada just bored !!! Waiting for someone to chat here and waiting on msn for my friends in Ecuador to turn on the computers at work ... Now who is the looser DG ?

By e46M3• 27 Jul 2006 15:49

What're u doing in the chatbox all by yourself?

By dohagirl• 27 Jul 2006 15:46

Either way I think I have one of the highest counts on the board. I can't wait till September when I actually have work to do. :(

By e46M3• 27 Jul 2006 15:44

How come the posts don't tally up with the points?

If we don't lose we can't win, don't get lost then won't find our way.

By dohagirl• 27 Jul 2006 15:32

That's what I do best E46, there's a reason I'm at 904 points. :)...Cause I'm a loser. ;)

By e46M3• 27 Jul 2006 15:28

Broke the tedium which is good.

By dohagirl• 27 Jul 2006 15:26

Sorry E46, I'll try to be nice from now on. Emphasis on the word TRY. :D

By e46M3• 27 Jul 2006 15:24

Now cut it out.

By e46M3• 27 Jul 2006 15:23

Are you of the Airbus or Boeing breed?

By dohagirl• 27 Jul 2006 15:23

airliner, they are jokes. You know Ha Ha, funny. :)

By airliner• 27 Jul 2006 15:18

Great ideas need landing gears as well as wings.

If I accept all yr comments - then only one thing to represent a woman.

Do u mean that Women r goof enough to get into a relation with a man at last in their life?

I leave the decision to other girls on this forum ;)

By e46M3• 27 Jul 2006 10:37

We have some party favors left over from a recent birthday party, maybe they'll help.

By dohagirl• 27 Jul 2006 10:09

Why would Sammie know about that stuff? And why should she be bold, if she is being shy it's cause she doesn't want to talk to you.

By Super7• 27 Jul 2006 08:17

faizan what help do you want? That is a bizarre query

By FAIZAN• 27 Jul 2006 07:42

sammie,

actually i want to have a favour from u

i want some help regarding the UK chatrooms and the social security policies of UK.

By FAIZAN• 26 Jul 2006 18:27

thats all right!!!!

but what about me

u shouldnt behave like a shy woman

try to be bold

u r refraining from fact

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ONE FOR THE LADIES! Men (do not take this too much to heart)

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