No Parking
By CHOMOLONGMA •
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area.
The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defence.
"They should nt put up such misleading notices,"said Man .
" It said , FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
I guess they made more money out of the parking tickets than the actual tickets.
1st they dont allow to park at the constructed parking lot & if you park on the pavement outside the stadium you get fined.
Were the traffic police promoting or discouraging people comming to the games.
For QR200 I decided it was much better on telly than going to the ground, especially with the rains.
Should've said "Park Elsewhere"
Yesterday I was at the local Wal-Mart. Now I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out, there he was - a damn Motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket ...
So, I went to him and said: "Come on Buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He simply ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
So, I called him a pencil necked Nazi. He then glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!
So, I called him a sorry excuse for a human being. He then finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started to write a third ticket!
This went on for about 25 minutes ... the more I abused and hurled insults at him, the more tickets he wrote ...
But hey, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner
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