New Whopper available today from BK

Burger King today announced the introduction of a new item to their menu: a "Left-Handed Whopper" specially designed for the left-handed. According to the promotion, the new whopper includes the same ingredients as the original Whopper (lettuce, tomato, hamburger patty, etc.), but all the condiments were rotated 180 degrees for the benefit of their left-handed customers.
You're gonna need to dig a little deeper in you tiny bag of April Fool jokes...
Who do you think you're talking to?
A bunch of FOOLS??? NOT! ;)
People..........at least come up with some NEW ones! This one is 10 years old :-/