Never Ever Lie To A Woman...!!!
A man called home to his wife and said, 'Darling , I have been asked to go fishing up with my boss & several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up' 'Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. '
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, 'Yes! Lots of salmons, some bluegills, and a few swordfishes. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?'
You'll love the answer,folks......
The wife replied, 'I did, dear. They're in your fishing box! ...
In my country we have 11 and 12 commandment 11. be very coutious, Dont be cought! 12. if your cought dont admit to death!
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Life is short...300 meter before roundabout!
poor guy :D
we are smart guys...just be honest to your womens..
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nice 1 - ajnabi0707
'tis a good one! but there a lot more guys...so watch out. :p
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"Admit your mistakes...before someone exaggerates the story."
hahaha.. i agreed to all!
women are more smart and wise!
so think hundred times before saying any lies to us..
Ha ha ha , it happens often in our day to day life.
Womens are extra cautious.
It happens all man life.
So becareful while say some lie to wife.They will ask it after one year also.
gotcha!!!
really SMART woman :)
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pepitow, why so bitter??? :D
and let them do the lying alone?
ROFLMAO!!!
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get" - Forrest Gump
LOLzzzzzz!!!
women are pretty smart so gotta be extra careful!
:D :D :D